" i plaster my ass on the wall for attention"
" yo bro thats from 4 morant by doja cat that bitch needs help"
" yo bro thats from 4 morant by doja cat that bitch needs help"
by desperate diahrhea pls help August 16, 2022
A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
by McMegaDeluxe April 13, 2020
Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....
by CDDB May 21, 2008
Climbing where the only equipment or supplies carried is a bottle of booze, carried in hand. Must be performed outside, with every member of the group completely smashed. Survival should come as a surprise.
by Phil Ski July 06, 2006
I am allergic to a lot of the chemicals used in modern band-aids, so I prefer to bandage a minor cut with a plaster of Paris.
by QuacksO October 08, 2018
by Frenchy Leeds August 06, 2018
When you are that fucked up on more than one drug such as poly drug use, for example after 20 beers and an ounce pot you would be considered to be "plastered cunt"
by Azza1 January 22, 2015