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Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express, a high-grade form of marijuana that is extremely rare. True weed smokers appreciate the delicate and sweet characteristics and only smoke this herb on special occasions.

Also known as, Pineapple Diesel, or P-Deez.
"It's almost a shame to smoke that Pineapple Express; it's like killing a unicorn."
by dyen4mix July 26, 2008
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Pineapple

A dressing-down or verbal punishment, particularly from management to workers, and used particularly in the Australian mining and construction industries. Meant to evoke the mental picture of having a spikey pineapple shoved up one's arse.
The foreman wasn't happy; he gave us all a pineapple.
by saxen49 June 17, 2012
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Cranberry-pineapple juice

A drink mixture that makes your pussy taste good.
*My boyfriend* - “hey i’m going to the store do you want anything?”

*Me* “can you get me some cranberry-pineapple juice?”

*My boyfriend* - (;
by your-moms-gay August 19, 2019
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found the pineapple

refers to the USA television show PSYCH. in every episode there is a hidden pineapple. so when you see a pineapple anywhere (tv, real life, you hear the word, any time you see a pineapple) you yell at the top of your lungs "FOUND THE PINEAPPLE!"
watching the food network. a picture of a fruit salad is on. "FOUND THE PINEAPPLE!"
by nice to meet you im bored December 28, 2010
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Pineapple

A code word to replace the phrase "That's what she said" in order to avoid alerting unwanted participants.
New Female coworker at demonstration: "This is my first time, so take it slow."

Male coworker to other coworkers: "Pineapple!"
by Rupert Shackleton August 4, 2014
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Pineapple Douche

A sure fire way to induce labor according to regular posters from a Babycenter.com birth board (December 2010 Expecting Mothers)

After several IDIOTIC posts on the birth board about how to get the baby out earlier than they were due, the members of the birth board started making up ways to induce an early labor including: Pineapple Juice Douching, Castor Oil/Castrol Motor Oil Drinking, Plungers, Wire Hangers, Crochet Hooks, Black Licorice, Balsamic Vinaigrettes, Raspberry Leaf Tea, Evening Primrose Oil, and various other forms.

This birth board is known in the Babycenter.com community to be especially snarky with posters who cannot spell, ask stupid questions and post inane comments such as "I had my baby threw my virgina and I dint kno I wuz pregnate"

Also, they suggest you don't go in water to your waist, your baby might drown while you are pregnate.
If you are 34 weeks and want to induce, try a Pineapple Douche and then make sure you shove a couple crochet hooks up your virgina to get the baby throwd out.
by picklesandicecreamplease December 10, 2010
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Pineapple Express

The dopest dope I've ever smoked.
Pineapple express is hands down the dopest dope I've ever smoked.
by phuckthepolice-9est October 2, 2008
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