Human Parking Cone

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

You can find a human parking cone at New York's hottest club, Blitzen!

by RedAckbar December 14, 2010

Parker Luck

Named for the hero of Spider-Man; refers to the kind of fortune where small victories are overshadowed by crushing demoralizing setbacks. This trait may be heriditary in Spider-Man's case, as his parents were successful CIA agents but died in an plane crash.

"My aunt is in a coma, I'm a fugitive from the law, and I can't help but feel something bad is about to happen to my marriage...damn this Parker Luck!"

by onimaruxlr November 26, 2007

Kai Parker

Kai is a misunderstood character on the vampire diaries. He's been abused his whole life and when he finally snapped, his family finally had a reason to send him away. When he met Bonnie and Damon he acted "annoying" because he hadn't talked to anyone in 18 years. And when he tried to apologize to Bonnie he was good but she left him. He's the way he is because no one gave him a chance. Kai is sweet, funny, and adorable once you get to know him. He's the boy who just wanted to be loved.

Person: who's that
Me: Kai Parker

Damon: you mean sociopath

Me: Kai really nice once you get to know him!
Damon: more like annoying

Me: that's because you never gave him a chance!

by Suckmycockadoodledoo December 24, 2020

roselle park police

The lowliest, douche-bagiest, most useless police department in the entire state of New Jersey. They hang out by the high school "speed trapping", what used to be "the grove" & most infamously the commuter parking lot. They can be found in groups of 2 or more congregating talking about their fat wives & their sucky lives.

They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.

They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.

me: Dude who's the douche bag riding my ass
you: probably the...

LIGHTS!

me: FML roselle park police....

by nullisecunda July 21, 2009

Imvu Parking

Having your avatar in a chat room for a long period of time without speaking.

Can you stop Imvu Parking!

by shwaggatshwaggat June 22, 2013

park subak

A watermelon friend who died from falling off a shelf. The witness, Eric Sohn tried saving him with CPR, but unfortunately, he passed away.

Who is Park Subak?
He fell of shelf and cracked his skull open. RIP Park Subak

by anonymous September 23, 2020

Roseanne Park

Roseanne Park is a kpop singer and is known as Rosé. She's from the famous kpop group BLACKPINK. She is 24 years old.

Some nicknames for her:
Rosie
Pasta
Chipmunk
Foodsé

My favourite singer is Roseanne Park. She's my idol!

by •cloudyzzz• August 11, 2021