(Noun) a worm like structure located on a man who has a neighbor named asshole, hair that will never go away, a family of nuts, and a best friend named pussy
by Ozzykid February 22, 2009
I would like to play with Justin Berfield's penis, by rubbing it, licking it, sucking it, tasting it, feeling it against my body.
by munizbarefoot March 18, 2004
The penis baffles me. Why would a town planner combine the most commonly used waste disposal system with the pleasure centre? I renounce all religion!
by Van_Tango November 08, 2007
A male organ that dangles between the legs, just above ones hairy nut sack.
Most commonly, it is used as a pipe through which urine can pass from the bladder to the outside world.
Its secondary use, for which it is used less frequently but yet for which it is most famous, is as a pipe for transporting semen from the testicles to the outside world.
Most commonly, it is used as a pipe through which urine can pass from the bladder to the outside world.
Its secondary use, for which it is used less frequently but yet for which it is most famous, is as a pipe for transporting semen from the testicles to the outside world.
Through vigorous stimulation, my erect penis regularly ejaculates into my wifes wonderfully tasty pussy, into her delightfully moist and warm mouth, onto her beautiful face and over her wonderful tits.
My wife stroked my penis very effectively with her well trained hand whilst licking the base of the shaft and sucking my balls which resulted in my penis shooting my warm sticky cum onto her face and in her hair.
My wife stroked my penis very effectively with her well trained hand whilst licking the base of the shaft and sucking my balls which resulted in my penis shooting my warm sticky cum onto her face and in her hair.
by Cock August 29, 2003
Plz can I suck your penis?
Of course u can join in later there are 8 other girls coming over they all wanna gimme some
so u coming
Of course can I quickly suck yr dick
Sure
Of course u can join in later there are 8 other girls coming over they all wanna gimme some
so u coming
Of course can I quickly suck yr dick
Sure
by GIMME SEX March 25, 2013
by LeahBolognahead November 09, 2007