5 definitions by Fork You

teenybopper

A girl who is not usually a teen, more around the ages of anywhere from 9 and sadly up to fourteen in some cases. They usually wear shirts that have the Limited Too logo and tight jeans with stupid designs. Some of the 'h4rDk0r3' teenyboppers will wear thongs up to their armpits and skirts that barely cover their prementrual asses. The younger teenyboppers typically listen to boy bands, while the older ones listen to rap.

Teenybopper: OMGZZZ I GOT DIZ RLLY PURTY SHURT FRUM LTD2 IT SEZ 90% ANGEL ON IT!!!!one!!!!!

Me: Die.

by Fork You December 9, 2004

Penis

The only thing that all men are vain about.

Michael measures his penis every week and posts the results on his website. Of course, he adds five inches when he posts them.

by Fork You December 9, 2004

Jersey Shore

The term for beaches in New Jersey. You don't go "to the beach," you go, "down the shore."

Person from Pennsylvania: We went to the Jersey beach this summer.
Jersey kid: There aren't any beaches in Jersey, dipfuck.

by Fork You December 9, 2004

XD

1. An internet expression that will hopefully replace LOL as the laughing symbol.

2. An internet expression that gets annoying if overused.

1. (the right way to use it)
Person 1: *tells a dumb joke*
Person 2: You try so hard that's it's funny. XD

2. (the wrong way to use it)
Person 1: I walked my dog ealier.
Person 2: XD
Person 1: Then I fed the cat
Person 2: XD
Person 1: AHH I'M TALKING TO AN AUTO-RESPONDING XD MACHINE!
Person 2: XD
Person 1: Die.
Person 2: XD

by Fork You December 9, 2004

Hilary Duff

A talent lacking blonde that can't sing for shit and can't act. Should have stayed on Lizzie McGuire where she actually had "fans."

Hilary: I'm like the new Teen Queen!
Teenybopper: EMAGAWD I LOVE YOU HILARY YOU'RE LIKE MY ROLE MODEL CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH AND SOME OF YOUR DANDRUFF???!?!?
Me: Shut up and die.

by Fork You December 9, 2004