Perth Fuckin' Amboy-
A city where the mayor hasn't been changed for 15 years.
A city fucking filled with Illegal Immigrants and Crackwhores.
Unfortunately, my hometown.
Has the worst high school known to man, Perth Amboy High.
Too high of a birth rate.
A city with pigs everywhere. :)
A whole lot of bigotry.
9 year old whores getting pregnant.
A huge turn-off for girls.
A huge amount of poseurs in Schools.
90% of the teachers that teach in these schools don't even live here.
Suprisingly, the harbor is nice aside from all the Garbage by the waterfront.
In order to fit in here you have to act the same way "They" do.
A city filled with billingual idiots.
Gosh, you'd think that Perth Amboy has atleast one highlight, right?
Nahhhhhh.
A city where the mayor hasn't been changed for 15 years.
A city fucking filled with Illegal Immigrants and Crackwhores.
Unfortunately, my hometown.
Has the worst high school known to man, Perth Amboy High.
Too high of a birth rate.
A city with pigs everywhere. :)
A whole lot of bigotry.
9 year old whores getting pregnant.
A huge turn-off for girls.
A huge amount of poseurs in Schools.
90% of the teachers that teach in these schools don't even live here.
Suprisingly, the harbor is nice aside from all the Garbage by the waterfront.
In order to fit in here you have to act the same way "They" do.
A city filled with billingual idiots.
Gosh, you'd think that Perth Amboy has atleast one highlight, right?
Nahhhhhh.
sk8er: d00d letz go sk8.
me: I'm afraid to get ridiculed by the ghetto mexican/dominican elitists that run this city with their crappy music and unwillingness to learn an extra language adn insult us correctly.
Emo whore: hay thar do u lizten 2 good charloatet??/ cuz dey r teh bezt emo band evarrrrrrrr.
Me: Your breath wreaks of AIDS.
me: I'm afraid to get ridiculed by the ghetto mexican/dominican elitists that run this city with their crappy music and unwillingness to learn an extra language adn insult us correctly.
Emo whore: hay thar do u lizten 2 good charloatet??/ cuz dey r teh bezt emo band evarrrrrrrr.
Me: Your breath wreaks of AIDS.
by Powerboarder May 13, 2005
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Perth has a quaint "village" feel to it. This means that you see the same people all the time, and everything you do is remembered.
Perth is filled with drunken, violent Aborigines. They typically engage in small-time crime such as muggings and assault, but they travel in large packs. The majority of the white population has an inherent racism towards Aborigines that is not unfounded. Very few Aborigines do anything useful with their lives other than chew up welfare funds. The State government is then preoccupied with "law and order" at any election - ie move-on notices, public drinking fines, youth curfews, etc. most of which are targeted at Aborigines.
For a small city Perth has strangely violent inhabitants. It's not uncommon for a bar fight to turn into a murder very quickly. This could be attributed to the boredom.
Typical Perth people are alcoholic, small-minded, arrogant people. They follow the latest trends yet cannot stand it when somebody is successful. To be successful in Perth you have to know the right people, which means sucking up a lot.
Perth is plagued by boredom. As a result the teenagers and young adults abuse drugs and alcohol on a vast scale. Weekends consist of getting written-off on booze (Beer is the fave) and attempting to recover before work on monday.
The general population has a strange fascination with the 5 outlaw motorcycle gangs (God's Garbage, Coffin Cheaters, Club Deroe's, Gypsy Jokers, Rebels) who kill each other over the drug turf. This is about the only interesting thing that happens in the "underworld".
Perth has beautiful weather that makes the summer an excellent time for water-sports.
Generally, the people in Perth want to leave and go on to bigger and better things.
Perth has a quaint "village" feel to it. This means that you see the same people all the time, and everything you do is remembered.
Perth is filled with drunken, violent Aborigines. They typically engage in small-time crime such as muggings and assault, but they travel in large packs. The majority of the white population has an inherent racism towards Aborigines that is not unfounded. Very few Aborigines do anything useful with their lives other than chew up welfare funds. The State government is then preoccupied with "law and order" at any election - ie move-on notices, public drinking fines, youth curfews, etc. most of which are targeted at Aborigines.
For a small city Perth has strangely violent inhabitants. It's not uncommon for a bar fight to turn into a murder very quickly. This could be attributed to the boredom.
Typical Perth people are alcoholic, small-minded, arrogant people. They follow the latest trends yet cannot stand it when somebody is successful. To be successful in Perth you have to know the right people, which means sucking up a lot.
Perth is plagued by boredom. As a result the teenagers and young adults abuse drugs and alcohol on a vast scale. Weekends consist of getting written-off on booze (Beer is the fave) and attempting to recover before work on monday.
The general population has a strange fascination with the 5 outlaw motorcycle gangs (God's Garbage, Coffin Cheaters, Club Deroe's, Gypsy Jokers, Rebels) who kill each other over the drug turf. This is about the only interesting thing that happens in the "underworld".
Perth has beautiful weather that makes the summer an excellent time for water-sports.
Generally, the people in Perth want to leave and go on to bigger and better things.
Ay cunt, give me ya fuckin' wallet! You want me to bust ya hole, cunt?
"Hey timbo, what you doing tonight mate?"'Getting on the piss mate!' "Fucken' oath eh!"
Perth is a dump! I can't wait until I can leave this shithole for Sydney or New York.
"Hey timbo, what you doing tonight mate?"'Getting on the piss mate!' "Fucken' oath eh!"
Perth is a dump! I can't wait until I can leave this shithole for Sydney or New York.
by mullet56 June 11, 2006
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Pete: Have you ever bought off Ann? I hear she sells good X.
Jack: Nah she's a Perth, I wouldn't trust her.
Jack: Nah she's a Perth, I wouldn't trust her.
by PillPopperPete May 4, 2022
Get the Perth mug.Perth is Australia's redneck capital. Perth is located in the west and because of it's location and hick density is sometimes referred to as "The wild wild west". Perth inhabitants fear change and are suspicious of any newcomers. Perth people generally don't like to leave their small town unless travelling to Bali where they are greeted by other travelling Hicks from Perth.
Individuality in Perth is socially unacceptable. Most Perthians know this and choose to stay in groups called "cliques" and blend in with the wallpaper to avoid ridicule from the general population of hillbillies.
Perth people are highly insecure and constantly make bold generalised statements such as: "Perth is the best city in the world", and "we are world class". When in reality Perth is a horribly boring and backward small hick town.
Perth is a predominantly male dominated township and the males outnumber the females. Coincidently old fashioned values of women being virtuous and pure clash with reality in Perth, where most woman are skanks in search of a wealthy man who can provide everything for them whilst they play the trophy wife.
Individuality in Perth is socially unacceptable. Most Perthians know this and choose to stay in groups called "cliques" and blend in with the wallpaper to avoid ridicule from the general population of hillbillies.
Perth people are highly insecure and constantly make bold generalised statements such as: "Perth is the best city in the world", and "we are world class". When in reality Perth is a horribly boring and backward small hick town.
Perth is a predominantly male dominated township and the males outnumber the females. Coincidently old fashioned values of women being virtuous and pure clash with reality in Perth, where most woman are skanks in search of a wealthy man who can provide everything for them whilst they play the trophy wife.
"We in Perth are world class"
"We in Perth don't believe in Sunday trading, that's family day"
"Keep the foreign scum out of Perth"
"If you don't like it you can leave"
"We're not isolated, we have the internet"
"We in Perth don't believe in Sunday trading, that's family day"
"Keep the foreign scum out of Perth"
"If you don't like it you can leave"
"We're not isolated, we have the internet"
by Stu123 July 30, 2012
Get the perth mug.Is a school located in Perth, well durh who couldn't think of that. Back in aussieland what the people always say. They wear long kilts/skirts and nice cardigans/jumpers. The girls can be bitchy when they hit yr9 or yr10 they usually have problems with bullying/drugs/pregancy.
how do i know this?
i went there.
how do i know this?
i went there.
i don't like it how so many people ending up going to Perth College and turned to be f**ked in the head.
by yeahyeahyeahs. January 9, 2009
Get the [Perth College] mug.An isolated Australian city, overpopulated by balding middle-aged business men. Its icon is the Bell Tower, which has yet to make as much money as it cost - simply because it is utterly useless and hideously boring.
by heeeeelp June 23, 2011
Get the Perth mug.Perth is a pretty cool place to live, but recently fucking poms and south africans have taken over and you cant understand a thing they say.
by Nezbit. April 24, 2005
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