Noomer

Haha you don't know what a noomer is, tut tut tut, what a noomer

Paul: What's a noomer?

James: Haha ur a noomer.

by NoInternet October 14, 2019

Self-Nooner

Unable to find a partner, you retire to the bathroom to pleasure yourself on your lunch hour.

The chick from accounting rejected me so I retired to the bathroom for a self-nooner!

by Mr. Winter February 2, 2007

noobermelon

Pretty much the biggest noob of all time. The fact that the person must be compared to a melon, the noobiest of all fruits, only emphasizes the fact that this person embodies all that is noob.

Kendra Barnes is the worlds biggest noobermelon

by JamCutz January 7, 2008

Nuts in a Noose

Being put in a difficult situation, especially one that is unpleasant and involves money. Similar: a Tough Spot.

Friend A: "Hey bro, can you please lend me $500?" Friend B: "Idk bro, that's a lot of money, you're really putting my nuts in a noose asking me to do this."

by dP69KC October 17, 2022

Noomer Poomer

A male of Egyptian decent, who resembles that of an over-weight Hindu rapist.

I’m never going back to Willow-brook Mall, way to many Noomer Poomers

by NJCoptic September 10, 2019

Nooner

Midday sex.

Come on Al, it's time for my nooner.

by Tim Jerome January 11, 2009

nooner

A sexual encounter usually during a lunch break.

What did you do for lunch??
I wen't home for a Nooner

by Bez32 May 10, 2006