Boop noodle

{Noun}

A boop noodle is a snake that is nice not like the danger noodle is a wild snake

boop noodle
Hey Josh look at the boop noodle

by That Roman gay February 7, 2020

Instant Noodles

The main power and life source of college students.

I bought Instant Noodles to eat.

by Just a random guy 123 January 19, 2018

Nodle

A really fast and slippery noodle, can not be tamed or controlled. Can be used to refer to any serpent-like animal such as a snek.

Person 1: Look at that nodle move!
Person 2: I've never seen a quicker nodle!

by augiee December 26, 2017

noodle29

Legend

Hey he's a living legend, it's noodle29

by nobody.22 January 17, 2023

drunken noodle

When you have had a hard night on the cocaine and beer, and the wife asks for sex but your penis behaves like a drunken noodle

Billy got home from the party and his wife was up for some hole pumping but when she put her hands down his pants she was very disappointed as all she found was a drunken noodle.

by cocolover March 30, 2015

merc noodle

A male or appendage who cams up in a chat room with his limp dick out and masturbates furiously, but his dick remains flaccid. He then runs off before anyone can really see his shame.

We were having a stimulating political debate when some merc noodle cammed up and derails the conversation.

by ttimechat January 5, 2018

Chocolate Noodle

An act the involves Person 1 inserting a very long noodle into Person 2's anus as deep as it can go with the end dangling out of Person 2's anus, Person 1 then slurps the noodle out of Person 2's anus and eats it.

Dave gave Steve a chocolate noodle for Christmas.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018