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Muddy Fire Pit

When a female defecates and wipes from back to front, resulting in a small quantity of feces in her vagina.
John: Dude, her pussy is nasty - she's got a muddy fire pit.

Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.
Muddy Fire Pit by Genitalien August 1, 2020

muddy trident 

An act of sexual foreplay: the insertion of the index, middle and ring fingers to the anus, simultaneously. Resulting in the spreading apart of the fingers once fully inserted.
Lonnie's signature in bed, is to give his lady the "muddy trident", lifting her to new heights of anal ecstasy.

mork and mindy 

A television show with Robin Williams that ran from 1978-1983. An alien named Mork from the planet Ork lives with his girlfriend. Mork has hilarious catchphrases such as Nanu Nanu and Shazbot. The creators changed around the show though and ruined it. Mork even had a son that aged backwards named Mearth. Don't mess with perfection.
Man 1: Did you see the rerun of Mork and Mindy last night?

Man 2: You bet! Nanu Nanu, shazbot!
mork and mindy by Clint1930Eastwood December 30, 2013

muddy deudrop 

The liquefied diarrhea excrement that rolls out of your pant leg when you walk and defecate at the same time. Usually the expectation is that the excrement will be a solid and they can perform a stealth deudrop, but are often surprised when the feces is liquefied.
Fred was walking behind Martin when he noticed Martin's pant leg turn born and wet. Martin then ran to the nearest bathroom. Jon walked up as Martin ran away and asked what was wrong. Fred replied, "I think he tried to deudrop, but it was a muddy deudrop. Poor guy. hahahaha, ahhhh it stinks."
Where The Codiene In Your Drank Is Very Thick.Houston Slang
Cup So Muddy Like A Hog Pen-J Dawg
Muddy by Yung Phat Pat June 24, 2010

The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy 

Actually, the Grim Reaper loses a bet & must become the best friend of Billy, a boy whose stupidity is beyond description, & Mandy, a brilliant - but sadistic, evil, selfish, intimidating & wise far beyond her years or anyone else's - little girl.
One time in The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, an evil meteorite from outer space tried to suck out Billy's brain but found that he had none.

Mandy can often make the most frightening of underworld creatures cower in fear by the sheer force of her will.