angry muffintop

1. a muffintop that has become burned by long exposure to the sun.

"Hey Dave, look at that bitch's angry muffintop!"

by Imonlyusingthisonce January 1, 2012

Muffinmold

The moldy excretion that rests between unreachable areas of skin on an obese person.

You know me, I'll fuck anything! However, that fat bitch's muffinmold made me projectile vomit! Needless to say, the bitch will never smell like pine sol.

by Stephanie Ling & Tim MacDonald February 9, 2009

Muffinhopping

The process of pulling down your pants on the side of a road and hopping across on your ass

Yo dawg, wanna go muffinhopping today and fuck up traffic?

by the muffinhopper March 26, 2011

muffintrilogy

vagina =cum+3 times.

She going to do the dirty on me.But she missing out on licklashing with my muffintrilogy.

by oxocubes1 October 13, 2011

muffitt

The most handsome charming, sweet loving guy who has a huge cock and can make any girl wet with just one glance.

Look at that muffitt.

by 101500gurl February 27, 2017

Muffinboppin

The act of two women Scissoring. Also smashing their genitalia together in a frenzy.

Those two chicks were muffinboppin all night long.

by HumpinDATass July 22, 2018

Muffin™

A fucken fine ass boi with a heart full of love and a head full of anime and Kpop trash.
Beautiful

Beautiful

Beautiful

Yes I had to put that three times because it’s the truth
Toll in the smollest way
Massive bubbly personality that I just wanna eat up
S M A R T

Humongous uwu supplies
Just a bloody lovely human if I’m honest dear lord am I LUCKYYY
I LOVE YOU, YOU PRECIOUS WHATSIT AHHHHH

My choc-chip banana Muffin™

by toastedtoast February 11, 2019