Descriptive -
Moose - 1. An incredibly aesthetically challenged woman.
2. Not exclusively, but often also a grossly overweight lady, who's tight leggings struggle to harbour her morbidly obese, gargantuan thighs.
A Lady Moose has an appearance so grotesque, that bystanders often feel symptoms of nausea and general sickness brought about by any sort of prolonged sighting.
Moose - 1. An incredibly aesthetically challenged woman.
2. Not exclusively, but often also a grossly overweight lady, who's tight leggings struggle to harbour her morbidly obese, gargantuan thighs.
A Lady Moose has an appearance so grotesque, that bystanders often feel symptoms of nausea and general sickness brought about by any sort of prolonged sighting.
Johnny catches a glimpse of an apparently normal looking lady from behind, sporting a glamorous curled hair style just before she makes an about turn to head off the bus.
"Why this lady looks pleasantly normal from behi...Ohhhh naaa, man, naa, naa man she's a MOOSE, what a MOOSE!"
-Vomits-
"Why this lady looks pleasantly normal from behi...Ohhhh naaa, man, naa, naa man she's a MOOSE, what a MOOSE!"
-Vomits-
by I like Toast, the most. October 15, 2009
Meaning: something thats awesome, cool, rad, etc. Used to describe a situation, event, or object deemed as worthy of being awesome or cool.
"Dude, that heavy metal concert next month is gonna be so moose!"
" Just picked up some DVDs today and they are totaly moose!!!"
" Just picked up some DVDs today and they are totaly moose!!!"
by NaTeSaUcE January 24, 2009
by laursmoosie666 June 14, 2019
by Aldenpink July 25, 2018
Is that a moose
by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022
Someone who is a snake and looks sly. they arn't affraid to stab you in the back, But when they do they deny it at all costs, If questioned.
by Shesht June 13, 2018