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Moose - 1. An incredibly aesthetically challenged woman.
2. Not exclusively, but often also a grossly overweight lady, who's tight leggings struggle to harbour her morbidly obese, gargantuan thighs.
A Lady Moose has an appearance so grotesque, that bystanders often feel symptoms of nausea and general sickness brought about by any sort of prolonged sighting.
Moose - 1. An incredibly aesthetically challenged woman.
2. Not exclusively, but often also a grossly overweight lady, who's tight leggings struggle to harbour her morbidly obese, gargantuan thighs.
A Lady Moose has an appearance so grotesque, that bystanders often feel symptoms of nausea and general sickness brought about by any sort of prolonged sighting.
Johnny catches a glimpse of an apparently normal looking lady from behind, sporting a glamorous curled hair style just before she makes an about turn to head off the bus.
"Why this lady looks pleasantly normal from behi...Ohhhh naaa, man, naa, naa man she's a MOOSE, what a MOOSE!"
-Vomits-
"Why this lady looks pleasantly normal from behi...Ohhhh naaa, man, naa, naa man she's a MOOSE, what a MOOSE!"
-Vomits-
by I like Toast, the most. October 15, 2009
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Meaning: something thats awesome, cool, rad, etc. Used to describe a situation, event, or object deemed as worthy of being awesome or cool.
"Dude, that heavy metal concert next month is gonna be so moose!"
" Just picked up some DVDs today and they are totaly moose!!!"
" Just picked up some DVDs today and they are totaly moose!!!"
by NaTeSaUcE January 23, 2009
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by Shesht June 16, 2018
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This word is used with many modern 18-24 year olds.
The phrase "Moose" or "Moosed" is used when a female and male engage in kissing, and intimate touching, usually when on a night out.
This word is used with many modern 18-24 year olds.
The phrase "Moose" or "Moosed" is used when a female and male engage in kissing, and intimate touching, usually when on a night out.
George: "Saturday night was sick mate!"
Jonny: "It was man, I heard you moosed all over that Marnie sort in the club?"
George: "Yes man, she's so fit"
Jonny: "It was man, I heard you moosed all over that Marnie sort in the club?"
George: "Yes man, she's so fit"
by youthzeh March 13, 2017
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by Freddiecampbell May 21, 2018
Get the Moose mug.The hottest dog you’ll ever lay eyes on. No dog can top this specimen of a dog. Everyone wants him but just know he’s mine (and drake’s).
by Michael1385868 February 5, 2020
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