Moosecow

A mixture between a moose and a cow. Moosecows can vary in looks, but it can be usually be identified as a tauntaun in the movie "Star Wars".

I rode my very own moosecow today to school.

by teenietinyteen July 8, 2011

mooscooty

once apon a time, alan went to his grandma and asked her money. and she replied saying mooscooty. Moos in Assyrian Meaning Lick or Suck. And Cooty Meaning Pussy. 2 and 2 together - Lick My pussy...

Nana Buyen ZoyZeh
Buyit Zoyzeh brooni
hee nana buyen zoyzeh
tah mooscooty
................

by Ashy --Still Tippin' April 11, 2005

Moosecock

what an asshole calls an asshole

A guy who has risen above the level of douchebag, it also covers random normal asshole who's action leaves you speechless...that is a moosecock

by moosecocks.com July 12, 2011

Moosecock

A male organ for procreation and the extreme pleasure of women, which is extremely unorthodoxed in size and unparralleled in girth.

The Buffasella has been known to seriously injure and finish women with the MOOSE-cock.

by Tyranny "got-fingered" Hack November 3, 2003

moosecock

A mythical organ found on Moose in the North Woods. Highly valued. Familiar to Canadians and anyone from the UP.

In da nort woods tey got a lotta moosecock, eh!

by FIB March 21, 2007

moosecack

a large cack(cock)...popularized by those in hazlet,nj

MOOSE Cayayayaayaaack (in shouting, yodle-like voice)

or

danielle took a huge moosecack in the ass

by middle road August 11, 2006

Moolack

Somebody who thinks they know everything and know what they're talking about, when in all actuality, they know absolutely nothing. They tell everyone useless facts that they pulled out of their ass to try and sound smart. There is no convincing them that they are wrong.

Person 1: Did you know that if you eat poison oak leaves, you'll never get poison oak?

Person 2: Um... where the fuck did you hear that..

Person 1: uh... i read it.. in a book.

Person 2: Wow.. you're a fucking moolack.

by the anti-moolack group September 19, 2008