/mo͞oCH/
Verb:
The act of attaching one's self to another person and extracting finances, personality, hobbies, music, interests, and more with no return, or gratitude. Studies show this act is hereditary, and while you can seek treatment there is no cure.
Verb:
The act of attaching one's self to another person and extracting finances, personality, hobbies, music, interests, and more with no return, or gratitude. Studies show this act is hereditary, and while you can seek treatment there is no cure.
Skip: "You've been mooching for far too long buddy"
"Skip mooched all the music he listens to"
"Cap mooched jobs off of reggie without fail"
"Skip mooched analog photography off of Sime and ruined it"
"The May's even mooched 'The Christmas Party' from Uncle Keith"
"Skip mooched all the music he listens to"
"Cap mooched jobs off of reggie without fail"
"Skip mooched analog photography off of Sime and ruined it"
"The May's even mooched 'The Christmas Party' from Uncle Keith"
by wide-body December 27, 2020
Anthony Scaramucci got fired in less than 10 days in the White House. That is what you call to be Mooched. LOL
by Azarvet August 01, 2017
"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
by 420XD August 01, 2017
Getting Mooched: Getting fired from your new job in 10 days or less.
Getting double Mooched: Getting divorced and fired within 10 days.
Getting triple Mooched: Quitting your previous really good job, getting divorced AND getting fired.
Getting double Mooched: Getting divorced and fired within 10 days.
Getting triple Mooched: Quitting your previous really good job, getting divorced AND getting fired.
"Tony just got Mooched! He made an inappropriate phone call in front of a customer and got fired on the spot!"
"OMG you know Vincenzo?" "Yeah". "You know his wife left him because he got a new job working for that guy who doesn't respect women?" "Yeah, sure." "He just got fired for shitting with the toilet seat down." "Man he only started there 10 days ago!" "Yeah he got double Mooched!"
"OMG you know Vincenzo?" "Yeah". "You know his wife left him because he got a new job working for that guy who doesn't respect women?" "Yeah, sure." "He just got fired for shitting with the toilet seat down." "Man he only started there 10 days ago!" "Yeah he got double Mooched!"
by Lalalalegend July 31, 2017
Dude, Anthony Scramucci (Mooch) got mooched so bad. LOL! He even didn't last 10 days in the White House. He was like, whoever don't follow rules they need to leave, they will be fired. Guess who got fired? Mooch! Mooch got mooched. Muhahahahaaaa
by Azarvet August 01, 2017
Hey, did that lawyer just wear slacks over his jeans to avoid paying the $2 for jeans day? What a mooch.
by Bob1111230 March 09, 2011
A period of 10 days. Just as the plural of Deer is Deer, the plural of Mooch is also Mooch. The length of cabinet appointments in Trump' s new show, 'Survivor: White House Edition' will from here forward be measured in Mooch.
The lunar cycle lasts 2.8 Mooch.
It's been almost twenty Mooch since the orange abomination ascended the throne of this great nation, and let me tell you, it is the greatest, unbelievable. You can't imagine how great it is.
It's been almost twenty Mooch since the orange abomination ascended the throne of this great nation, and let me tell you, it is the greatest, unbelievable. You can't imagine how great it is.
by PettyTyrant August 01, 2017