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Briggsy monger

An artist who sells his wares in markets in the manner of an East End costermonger. He sets up his stall at dawn and adopts a cockney accent. His sad attempt to fit in with the common people is often seen through and he then becomes the victim of a thorough beating.
Look at that little cunt with the paintings!

Yeah, he's a Briggsy monger for sure. Let's pummel the little fucker.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 22, 2006
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cunt monster

Fucking the pussy aggressively!
The way Daddy Mattie hits it you could call that nigga' a cunt monster!
by 6daddymattie9 March 30, 2009
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Tequila Monster

A 9 foot tall purple weasel that appears after you get trashed on tequila. It gives bad advice and may get you arrested. They can only be killed with broken vodka bottles, either plastic or glass.

See Beast of Bourbon, coming soon.
"Man, i got totally wasted last night and the Tequila Monster told me to give him my kidneys"
by LukeLombard December 19, 2008
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Monster

A monster is something you ask your parents to check under the bed for (if you are a kid).

A monster is also an energy drink that teenagers and some adults drink to get energy. Monster energy drink has 140mg to 160mg+ of caffeine and B Vitamins.
Timmy (kid): Mom! Dad! Could you check under the bed and in the closets for monsters?
Mom and Dad: Sure!

Dad: *Checks closet.

No monster here!
Mom: *checks other closet.
No monster here.

Timmy: What about under the bed?

Mom: What’s this? Monster?

Timmy: What? Monster?!

Tony (older brother): I was looking for that!

*Chugs Monster energy drink.
Dad: I guess you could say Tony "chugged the monster!"!

*Everyone laughs except for Timmy.
Timmy: Errrr! Dad!
by HawaiianPunch1 September 2, 2023
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Monstercat Media

An EDM (electronic dance music) record label based in Vancouver, Canada. Mike Darlington, CEO,23 and Ari Paunonen, COO, founded Monstercat in July 2011.1 Monstercat is a team of 10: Mike Darlington (Co-Founder, CEO), Ari Paunonen (Co-Founder, COO), Jon Winter (Head of Music, also known as the artist Going Quantum), Rob Allen (Merchandise Manager), Gavin Johnson (Head of Licensing), Ryan Petrie (Design Manager), Dan Scarcelli (Podcast & Music Manager), William Casarin (Lead Developer), Jack Zhang (Developer), and Connell McCarthy (Designer and Web Developer).
Unlike other labels that sign artists, Monstercat signs their artists on a per-track basis, giving them full copyright to a song while still giving the artist freedom to release other productions where they see fit. Monstercat releases 3 new tracks per week on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. After certain amount of releases - currently 30 - Monstercat puts all of them into a compilation album; however some do not go in the album because they are either a promotional release for something else or because the artist has released more than two tracks within the time frame.

I love Monstercat so much. <3
Some of my favourite songs promoted by Monstercat Media:
Kill the Silence by Muzzy
Dust Devils by Muzzy
Nightrider by Draper
Run Away From Me by dot.EXE

Self Destruct by Pegboard Nerds
by TheOriginalHobo June 12, 2014
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Monserrat

Monserrat is and angel beautiful girl she loves to read ,play sports most likely soccer and she likes hanging with her bestfriend . She also lovesss dogs . You know she’s mexican because her name :). She is really shy at first but if you meet her watchout !!! She is really weird . She isnt afraid to do anything . She has a million crushes too! she loves making new friends And lastly she has the best taste in style !!!
Have you meet the new girl Monserrat ? Yes she is and angelll!!!
by Didhebeb December 14, 2019
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Quickie Monster

A person, usually in a relationship, who really gets off on having lots and lots of quickie sex.

Etym.: Cookie Monster + quickie
"Dave insisted on squeezing in sexy time every morning this week just before the bus came! He just can't control himself, he's like the Quickie Monster!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 4, 2015
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