mental midget

A person with a fragile mindset and lacking the ability to deal with tough situations. Feeble.

Whenever Mitch is given constructive criticism, he turns into a total mental midget and starts freaking out thinking he is going to get fired and becomes all pissy and whiny. He can't mentally deal with pressure and folds like a cheap lawn chair.

by mflannery420 April 23, 2011

Mantas

It is a name given to strong men. They are best in friend groups and quite attractive.

a woman: who is that beauty
other woman: he is deffinetly Mantas.

by KoolguynotM June 2, 2021

mental intercourse

the act of engaging in intelligent and interesting conversation. Topics range from sex to nerdy subjects.

I enjoyed our mental intercourse today. Perhaps again, tommorrow?

by John June 20, 2004

Mantas

Deriving from the Lithuanian language, the name means that you are pretty much the boss, and large and in charge. A man by this name is most likely ripped, because of all the bacon and sausage consumed throughout his life. Also, accompanied by this name come the many skills of a Lithuanian, like black hops, 3 point range and the ability to pull off pumas with a track suit.

"Hey, what's that God-like figure strolling down the hallway"
"Oh that's Mantas, Duh, can't you tell by the pumas?"

by bootycall24361234 November 14, 2011

Mental Health Day

A day off from work or school during which you sort out all your emotional and psychological problems.

Parent: Don't you have a test today?
Student: Yeah, but I'm taking a mental health day. I'll make it up tomorrow.

by starreyes October 29, 2007

mantastrophe

Any activity that takes a negative turn involving a group of men.

The buck's night was a mantastrophe when the groom missed his wedding the morning after.

by Akira January 30, 2003

Mental Erection

Getting your hopes up. It's also called an unwanted mental erection, when you get your hopes up, but have a really hard time trying to bring them back down. Like an erection in public.

A: "He's so cute! I think he was flirting with me in science."
B: "You sure?"
A: "Fuckin' mental erections"

by SparklyBoy September 16, 2011