Micropenis

A condition where one has a tiny penis, under 3 inches in length.

Jess: Do you want to have sex?
Dan: Okay.
Jess: Sorry, I don't smoke.
Dan: HEY! That's my penis!
Jess: That's your penis Dan? Oh my God, it is tiny! You have a micropenis!

by Steve-O McQueev-O February 3, 2010

micropenis

someone with less then 3 inches of penis size. extremely small endowment; extra tiny penis

Small Paul from atlantic city, is italian, and has a micropenis. we call him "peewee" and "buttondick" because it is less then 1/2 inch. He has no shaft either. Poor pwee is dickless and we all laugh at him and his micro-pecker!! lol dickless

by rickydelcamin January 15, 2009

micropenis

Tiny penis usually less than 2 inches in length.

Lafonda refuses to have sex with Jamal because he had a micropenis.

by Jamal Jackson Jay April 3, 2010

microbaked

The inadequate high one acheives after smoking a less than desired or needed amount of marijuana.

"Dude, I'm microbaked. I woke so late this morning, I only had chance to toke half a doobie."

by witchytink September 28, 2009

pakistani micropenis syndrome

pakistani micropenis syndrome

A common mutation of the microsaphallic paki,a result of inbreeding from marrying a blood relative resulting in a panda eyed vacant expression and a small brown like pecker

pakistani micropenis syndrome , Why does allah insult me further for making me a paki with a small muzzloid maggot?

pakistani micropenis syndrome

A common mutation of the microsaphallic paki,a result of inbreeding from marrying a blood relative resulting in a panda eyed vacant expression and a small brown like pecker

pakistani micropenis syndrome , Why does allah insult me further for making me a paki with a small muzzloid maggot?

by biedess December 20, 2020

internet microcelebrity

Someone who believes that 30,000 followers makes them famous. Often fitness YouTubers or Instagram record producers with 5,000 followers and a verified tag. Often found in the comment sections of @rap, @6ixbuzztv, or @worldstar.

Mike: Hey John! Lucas Hamilton just liked my post!

John: Who?

Mike: Lucas Hamilton! You know, the guy up the street who has 9,000 followers!

John: Wait, the internet microcelebrity dude?

by Le dieu du PEI July 31, 2021

microsexual

A person who is attracted solely to smaller people (small rather than thin).

Did you see all those Mini-Me posters in Big Bertha's bedroom, she's such a microsexual.

by Hobo Chang Ba! April 27, 2006