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LaFonda is usually a term used, an adjective of sorts, to describe blonde girls attending universities in upstate New York. These girls are very studious and frequent the gyms on campus. They enjoy snacks such as: lettuce, wheat thins, Swedish Fish and dry cereal. They enjoy public speaking, wearing slippers and booty shorts, and creating new and interesting hair styles. They are lambs at heart but can be turned into lions if provoked. They may or may not be prude.
"Hey, did you check that LaFonda at the gym today? Her body is ri-dic-o-lous..."
LaFonda by Girl33 March 31, 2009
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Kip and LaFonda Couple

Its a couple that just doesn't look right together. hahaha
person 1: did u see them over there?? she is sooo tall and he is sooo short.
person 2: yeah its like a Kip and LaFonda Couple. they dont really go together.
Kip and LaFonda Couple by LoveMuffin86 September 27, 2010
Sweet, But Will Fuck You Up.
She's Also Antisocial And Bipolar
Cute With Nice Figure, A Caring Individual But Has The Potential To Fuck Your Life Up If Need Be.
Lavonda Is Nice But Don't Mess With Her Feelings.
Lavonda by Ms. Ceily January 20, 2017
The girl that is sweet but will hurt your feelings if you hurt hers. Also quiet in always thinking.
Lavonda is so mean to me
lavonda by white_girly October 9, 2013
Diva, takes a long time to get ready, Has to try everything on and ends up buying something new to wear, very pretty, helps whoever she can, overall amazingg, Very loveable.goddess stature for sure!!
See that lady with the shopping cart full of stuff? She is such a LaRonda.
LaRonda by ustwoonly February 9, 2009
Lavonda is a beautiful girl who is brave and really smart and a little competitive.She doesn't like people to see her cry because she thinks it shows people her weak side.She is very strong,she can be sweet but a PHYSCO so don't mess with her.
Mike:ayy yo did you see Lavonda today,she so pretty I want to ask her out.
Jerry:Yeah,she seemed mad.
Mike:Well lets not go over there.
Lavonda by HopeMikelson019 December 26, 2019
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