Marmite band

A band that one either adores or despises, rather like the popular food spread.

Muse is definitely a Marmite band.

by @FellatioHornblower August 22, 2016

Marmite Banana

The aftermath of a messy anal session I.e. A penis covered in fecal matter.

I was left with a proper marmite banana last night after Lesley let me put one up her shitter

by Eddie_ed April 19, 2017

Merrita

A very very nice friend who will listen to your advice and support you in every way.....
Will tell you the truth even if it hurts.

That girl is soooo Merrita.....

by Pablo is #1 February 22, 2022

ian merrit

is a gay minecraft player with almost a year in time played

ian merrit is gay

by fxllenangelz August 7, 2021

Spread the marmite

The process of keeping your feet connected to the floor in contemporary dance. No one wants to be a dead fly.

As you roll from one side to the other really spread the marmite to keep connection.

by rosiniballerini December 1, 2013

meritocracy

In a nutshell: A form of government where your power or position is based on your ability or achievements. Like communism, this sounds really good on paper (or a computer screen).

Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing
to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states
of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn.
Everyone else watches from the stands.

-- Welcome to the Internet - redpaw 1.16.00

by Eric Melech March 1, 2005

Meritt

Meritt's can be very confusing. They have a lot of issues but time helps. Step back and give them space. They always look great and worth the wait! Like lasagna, let it cool down before you heat it up again. A lot of upside. Pretty, sexy but stubborn and can be combative. Everyone wants a Meritt!

I'm not sure what to do? Well at least its a Meritt!

I love that sports car, its almost worth a Meritt.

by 2ndtimearound October 21, 2010