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a cocky male athlete that has an a unusually small penis, but is still very willing to have sex with anybody
dude1: hey how was that tournament yesterday
Dude2: man im hella upset cause i was talking to some girl and joe pulled a memito on me
Dude1:so what happened?
Dude2:she hooked up with him even though he's a memito
Memito by HAZ_DP_PIMP March 7, 2010
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A person who clearly does not know the meaning of shutup. But uses it against others all the time.
Andrew: Hey, you're a dork.
Kyle: Shutup!
Andrew: Stop saying that word!
Kyle: Shutup!
Andrew: Oh, God. You're such a Memito.
Kyle: Shutup!
Memito by Azilia October 26, 2008
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Memetology 

The study of comedic and symbolic imageries - termed "memes" - generated by a social and cultural framework within the virtual realm of the internet, including its origins, development, organization, networks, and institutions.
"I wish to major in Memetology in the future." - Says Doge

"In order to understand this particular Meme, we are to resort to the deepest secrets of Memetology."
Memetology by PetraMemetology June 7, 2017
The meme movement to bring awareness to the victims of meme theft, meme reporting, meme shaming, meme recyclers and attacks on one's character by meme exploiters
Memer #1 : did i tell you someone reported my hilarious meme again?

Memer #2 : yeah i heard just like they did mine last week... #memetoo
memetoo by Mr memetoo January 5, 2018

meritorious 

"This assigment is meritorious."

meritorious 

"This assigment is meritorious."
Meriton is a sweet guy, he is there for you when you need him the most and at the same time he’ll ditch you playing Call of Duty to get his beauty sleep. Meriton is something special he is the guy that expects to get rich without doing anything
Naww Meriton that means a lot

Meriton always understands me

That guy is my best friend his name is Meriton
Meriton by xFlorian67x June 4, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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