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Masteritis

The period between Christmas day 2009 and New Years day 2010 where many members of the public turned into the Master from Doctor Who.
Masteritis has spread like wildfire on many popular internet sites.
by MrsMazzyTennant January 1, 2010
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mastering the bat(e)man

Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.
'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'
by pinnypinnymobaninny January 10, 2012
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Mastermind

Person who definitely do not maybe kill people
Did you hear about that death

In no way was i the Mastermind
by Shitmissle May 21, 2016
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masterbike

(v): to stroke one's shaft until semen is ejaculated from the penis. While riding an effing bike. Seriously.
Happens sometimes at Colorado College...
Possibly the most perverted act one could ever commit.
"Did you see that sick pedophile masterbiking while he passed by all of those eight year old children? He just loves to masterbike; it's his favorite pastime."
by TheBassist99999 September 3, 2009
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Mastering Debation

The name of a class aimed to teach the student how to excel at debation.
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by Engwish teacha March 23, 2011
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MasterDad

The act of using your dads credit card.
How are you paying for tuition this year? MasterDad!!
by sunshyneboi February 22, 2013
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the mastermind rule

The rule that the current activity takes priority over another pending activity, derived from the BBC quiz show Mastermind's catchphrase "I've started so I'll finish." The rule can be invoked at any point during the activity, but is not necessary should the alternative be more favourable.
Jon Humphreys: What is the capital *beep* - I've started so I'll finish - of Namibia?
Contestant: Windhoek

Miles: Can you pass me the kingers so I don't have to map out, actually I''ll invoke the mastermind rule as I've started so I'll finish.
by Burger King Diamond August 18, 2011
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