7 definitions by Burger King Diamond
One of the best videos on the internet. Demonstrates why you should always think before you act. A retard wears a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol before setting himself alight. The result is a badly (facially) scarred boy named Scott.
Google it for a good laugh.
Google it for a good laugh.
by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011
The rule that the current activity takes priority over another pending activity, derived from the BBC quiz show Mastermind's catchphrase "I've started so I'll finish." The rule can be invoked at any point during the activity, but is not necessary should the alternative be more favourable.
Jon Humphreys: What is the capital *beep* - I've started so I'll finish - of Namibia?
Contestant: Windhoek
Miles: Can you pass me the kingers so I don't have to map out, actually I''ll invoke the mastermind rule as I've started so I'll finish.
Contestant: Windhoek
Miles: Can you pass me the kingers so I don't have to map out, actually I''ll invoke the mastermind rule as I've started so I'll finish.
by Burger King Diamond August 15, 2011
A girl who cannot perform even the most menial of tasks without resulting with some kind of fail.
Closely related to the uncommon failboy, possibly due to incest. Sightings are frequently reported in the Norfolk-Suffolk area.
Closely related to the uncommon failboy, possibly due to incest. Sightings are frequently reported in the Norfolk-Suffolk area.
by Burger King Diamond June 29, 2011
A girl who cannot perform even the most menial of tasks without resulting with some kind of fail.
Closely related to the uncommon failboy, possibly due to incest. Sightings are frequently reported in the Norfolk-Suffolk area.
Closely related to the uncommon failboy, possibly due to incest. Sightings are frequently reported in the Norfolk-Suffolk area.
1) A female that cannot make a sandwich.
2) A female that has just announced a loss of The Game.
3) A female (girl) that has just made a mistake (a fail) and feels a fool. (fail + girl = failgirl)
2) A female that has just announced a loss of The Game.
3) A female (girl) that has just made a mistake (a fail) and feels a fool. (fail + girl = failgirl)
by Burger King Diamond June 9, 2011
The only counter to The Mastermind Rule. Comes from the awesomeness that is banana fire (some retard puts on a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol and sets himself alight, guess what happens next... google it and try not to laugh too hard.)
Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.
Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.
Miles: Aww man if only I hadn't invoked the mastermind rule and kept on playing Final Fantasy VII when asked if I wanted to play some Tekken Tag! Wait a minute, I think it's time to invoke The Banana Fire Rule!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!
by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011
The term used to describe the actions of a girl (usually girlfriend) who helps out a guy in a situation where help is required, but he is too proud to ask for help from anyone else.
by Burger King Diamond July 2, 2011
The term used to describe the actions of a girl (usually girlfriend) who helps out a guy in a situation where help is required, but he is too proud to ask for help from anyone else.
Jessica: I was helping Imran revise for his exam last night!
Oscar: Girlfriend duty!
Jessica: It's not girlfriend duty!
Everyone in earshot: Girlfriend duty!
Oscar: Girlfriend duty!
Jessica: It's not girlfriend duty!
Everyone in earshot: Girlfriend duty!
by Burger King Diamond June 11, 2011