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Markunt

'Doing a Markunt' The act of reading a Face Book group's Description and somehow coming to the conclusion that you are described in a offensive manner.

Thus causing you to do everything you can to get that group closed down.

Although finding out later that the description had nothing to do with you and you are suffering paranoia.
Fark was fuming after reading the group description.

"One ranga who seems to have ended up being rewarded with being born a ginger, ugly and completely unfunny."

Fark "I'll show them I'll get their group shut down"

Fark then proceeded to upload pornographic pictures and reported group finally getting it shut down

Ricky "Fark you dumb fuck that was written 6 months before you joined and any of us knew you"

Fark " oh sorry"

Ricky "oh ffs you have done a Markunt on the group"
by Ricky Foxwell February 12, 2009
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Markmas

Markmas:A holiday that has cancelled out Christmas. Markmas comming from the word Mark To make a Mark on life in this case. Markmas lasts 7 days from the 18-25 of December.
"We celebrate a real holiday like Markmas"
by Marek April 24, 2004
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marlum

Adjective: A cross between maiaise and laconic. A slow moving, dampened activity.

This definition was a result a highschool English class project to create a legitimate word c. 1983
His marlum demeanor caused work colleagues to question his committment to the project.

The traffic was moving at a marlum pace.
by Erik Lammerding June 24, 2004
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Markus Naslund

One of the greatest hockey players in the history of the game (over top of gretzy and lemiux that is) and he curently plays for the Vancouver Canucks
Todd Bertuzzi passes the puck to Markus Naslund.
Naslund shoots HE SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Markus

This word refers to a man who is totally capable of bringing happiness and wholeness to any woman whos name is Joyce. Because together they become a perfect pair. Markus is the very definition of MAN. Any individual who knows of this Markus, consider yourself lucky.
Markus and Joyce are the cutest couple ive ever known!!

Hey Joyce! Have you met Markus yet? I think you guys should go out!

OMG! Did you see Markus today? He looks incredibly sexy today.
by Joyniqua69 January 24, 2011
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Markus

He is the sweetest, most cutest boy to ever exist. He's obedient and a total baby boy. Once you meet him, you'll never want to leave him. He does what he thinks is right at all times and he gives the best hugs! If you're lucky then you might even get special kisses! If you know a Markus then keep him and spoil him rotten. He just wants your attention so give it to him. He deserves it.
"Have you seen Markus today?"

"Yeah. He was playing with a kitten at the park. It was so cute!"
by +SpaceKitten+ October 19, 2019
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marcum

I have a big marcum
by Hfkrkdhefhrhdifndirnfidndjf November 30, 2016
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