Twisted logic that seems tailor-made to frustrates you. This kind of logic has two common reactions on discovering the answer: If the well written, the answer will make complete, brilliant sense in hindsight. Otherwise, the clues that would have led to the solution seem so out of left field that it leaves the one wondering "how was anyone supposed to think of that?"
by akefur July 26, 2010
A backwards unsupported logic, used by someone to back up a ridiculous idea or statement on something that is blatantly obvious to the second party.
Marcus: That girl looks like she sucks dick for a living!
Sara: Actually no, we live in a cold climate. I'm pretty sure her lips are just chapped, Stop using retard logic to arrive at every conclusion!
Sara: Actually no, we live in a cold climate. I'm pretty sure her lips are just chapped, Stop using retard logic to arrive at every conclusion!
by DreamStatic February 24, 2012
A situation in which everything you say or do will lead to a sexual intercourse with a total stranger. Porn logic means that if anything can lead to a sexual act, it will.
The doorbell rings and the delivery man brings a greasy pizza to a bunch of girls that are actually not hungry and scantily-clad. According to porn logic, the girls automatically start to undress themselves and let him in although they didn't order a pizza.
by kleinermundvoll November 8, 2012
Opinions dished out from sheltered suburban mothers in Facebook comments, blogs, and their favorite coffee clutch that are based on intuition and rumor, rather than science, deductive reasoning, and a well-reasoned perspective.
"I am sick of all the mommy logic in the comments section! Why do these people all think they are an expert on vaccines/politics/social policy/news headlines/etc."
by Crumpet Connoisseur April 4, 2014
by Kayia online December 22, 2019
Thinking that expends the least amount of effort possible.
Thinking that encroaches on others and achieves subpar results.
Thinking that encroaches on others and achieves subpar results.
Example of Nigger Logic:
Leroy: "Damn Rastus, you're still not done rebuilding that wooden fence?"
Rastus: "I'm done."
Leroy: "aight, I saw that huge piece of plywood and figured it was work-in-progress."
Rastus: "naw dawg, when I ran out of cedar fencing from Leroy's property, I finished the fence with plywood I found in my attic."
Leroy: "aight, aight"
Rastus: "where might a brother hook hisself up with some sheet rock? "
Leroy: "Damn Rastus, you're still not done rebuilding that wooden fence?"
Rastus: "I'm done."
Leroy: "aight, I saw that huge piece of plywood and figured it was work-in-progress."
Rastus: "naw dawg, when I ran out of cedar fencing from Leroy's property, I finished the fence with plywood I found in my attic."
Leroy: "aight, aight"
Rastus: "where might a brother hook hisself up with some sheet rock? "
by brotherup October 4, 2013
unrealistically hot teacher: Timmy it seems you have failed sex ed once again . You'll have to stay after school for some one on one tutoring.
Timmy: um.. okay.
You can guess what happens next doujin logic.
Timmy: um.. okay.
You can guess what happens next doujin logic.
by doujin masta January 24, 2012