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Loafie

An adjective describing one who is a preppie / chauncey.
Oh damn, why is Loafie on the roof with a pitchfork?
by djbuttfuckahippopottamus January 18, 2011
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loafer

loafer-a person who has experienced a sexual encounter with a loaf of bread.
wonka loafed the rye all night long.
shes a real loafer.
by joey s January 24, 2006
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loafeoso

Look at mike walking around with his pants sagging. He looks like he has a loafeoso in his pants.
by jimmybomm April 19, 2020
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Light in the Loafers

Implies homosexuality and gayness.

Why it means this:
1. If you are light in the loafers, you are said to be missing the vital male reproductive organs and therefore you are light in your loafers (shoes).
2. A myth says that homosexuals tend to where lighter colored loafers instead of darker colored loafers.
Winston, you're looking pretty light in the loafers today...I would even say that you're nearly levitating.
by Swib May 22, 2007
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F'loafernutter

Noun - Derived from fishloaf, used to describe when a man has sex with a woman who hasn't kept up with routine hygiene processes.
"During our camping trip, my girlfriend and I had no access to showers, so we just made f'loafernutters."
by Ang & Dana September 13, 2006
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Loafed

The feeling of being in the euphoria of taking any prescription drug like anti-depressants, anxiety medications, muscle relaxers, opiates or acetametophines while lounging around lifeless but straight as vuck chillin hard
"im so loafed right now my dude, those white 2mg sticks are whats god"
by Fence Patrick November 3, 2011
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Free Loafer

A person who is generaly lazy and likes to sleep in, watch TV, and do other various lazy activities constantly… and who expects someone else to pay for it (i.e. parents/government).
You mean to tell me, "He's a boomerang blogger living back home free of charge for over 5 years, but complains mom keeps tipping over his bong when she's putting away his freshly folded laundry?" What a free loafer!
by callmeearl September 17, 2013
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