Lapeer Highschool

This school is full of druggies, alcoholics and vapors. No in between everyone in this high school has done at least one of the three or is at least one of the 3. Their football team is the only thing going for this town. There is no diversity; only white. You’re either racist or you’re not. They took away our blend but gave us a tropical smoothie so now it’s hit up trop and then walk to mejier. Lots of teen moms and a few white boys that live in Metamora that think they’re better than everyone else. Talking about Metamora, you either live there or Attica. If you live in the town of Lapeer you’re either normal or an emo hick. What’s the bathroom you ask? No, you ask to go to the juul-room. While in the juul-room you may not be able to do your business in privacy when exiting your stall you maybe get a vape shoved down ur throat. Every girl has sent nudes to at least 25 guys including probably her cousin from North branch. Well this sums up your Lapeer High School.

“Where do you go?”
“Lapeer Highschool”
“Damn bro that god awful, atleast ur football team is good”

by Biiit loo December 19, 2018

laptop sandwich

(noun) The result of placing some messy, sticky, and smelly mass upon the keyboard of a laptop or notebook computer. Then the screen is swiftly shut upon the mass therefore permanently damaging the computer. A favorite substance of use is one's own shit because of it inexpensive and readily available nature. Reported incidences of laptop sandwiches have been increasing in recent years, especially on college campuses. Generally those who have received a laptop sandwich are hated by several others and often times known as douchebags.

1)You best stop making all of your floormates so angry with you or you are bound to your laptop sandwiched.

2)That kid is such a douche. We have gotta sandwich his laptop.

3)I don't have to go, its your turn to shit in this laptop sandwitch.

by Lars Jensen April 27, 2006

Laptop Legs

The ailment that derives from bending legs to prop up laptop while lying on bed for a long period of time.
After a full night of this, laptop legs can cause unsturdy walking, random collapse of legs, the giving in of knees.

''Why you walking weird?''

''I had to finish that essay last night- now I've got Laptop Legs''

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FIRST... there was athletes foot
THEN... there was Texter's Thumb
AND NOW...LAPTOP LEGS!!!

by savi-xx May 26, 2011

Lametroll

Trying to be a prick on the internet, but missing the mark. By a fucking mile.

1) Gregory tried to start a CMS flamewar on Google+. What a lametroll.

2) Gregory's lametroll fell short since nobody gave a fuck.

by dreamfoundry July 27, 2011

Lapeno

A very tall but bad bitch who you can’t kill. A lapeno probably owns a pair of airpods to flex on all y’all broke peasants. She really brown with curly hair. PERIOT.

stop acting like such a lapeno

by Best frannnnnnnnnnnnn August 29, 2019

Ladette

Ladette; Noun

Ladette: A Female sort for saying Lad

(male)

Often used in friendly and informal meetings and gatherings to refer to a favourable female.

"Lads and ladettes, thank you for coming to my best bud's wedding"

by BunPickleCheese1 April 5, 2020

Laptedooma

I’m buzzed, in the Zododian language.

Usually referring to a marijuana high, yet also appropriate for any intoxicant.

We all smoked a bong. Laptedooma!

by The Planet Zod December 19, 2020