Jocking

Jock referring to the genial area.

Jocking is a verb it means to masturbate, its a synonym for jacking.

Brendan: Hey dude you look tired, what were you doing before I came over.
Anari: I was jocking.

by RealMrWicked May 23, 2021

I was just joking

the thing you tell the principal when you type into google download hentai free on a school account.

Principal: why did you search for that?
Kid: I was just joking. Plz no kill

by literallynobody October 22, 2020

You're joking me

A phrase used in the place of "you're kidding me", with joking as the verb to denote the restricted vocabulary of the speaker.

"I got a condom stuck in my ear!"

"You're joking me!"

by IbanezPlayer071 July 22, 2008

jocking on your bitch ass

the act of kidding
just kidding

fat girl: i am always the third wheel
skinny girl: girl, you the third and fourth wheel
fat girl: i am sick of the fat jokes
skinny girl: i am just jocking on your bitch ass fellow homosapien of the world

by lawandra likeanigga smith March 30, 2008

jocking

To Hit up on someone(usually gurlz)
AKA Get a lot of girls

Cruzin down the street in my '64 Jocking the Bitches slaping the hoes - by Eazy-e

by STR8 outha Compton October 9, 2005

Jenking

A sport often enjoyed in Australia and now, worldwide, whereby the perpetrator knocks on the front door of a random house after having turned off the main power switch in the fusebox or switchboard. The perpetrator then runs and hides before the householder comes to the front door.

This sport is best enjoyed close to midnight on a cold night for obvious reasons:
-It is cold outside and no householder wants to go outside in the cold
-You have the cover of darkness to hide in and a safe place from which to watch the madness unfold
-In the dark with the power off, electric lighting is ineffective, ensuring much hilarity
-Many adults will have already gone to bed by this time, ensuring a livid mental state when they get to the front door only to find nobody there

The boys and I went Jenking last night; I scraped my shin on the brick fence, but it was worth it to see Mr Jones go off his tree yelling obscenities out into the night.

by Pseudonym#2 July 13, 2010

hand jocking

to masturbate vigorously; another way to say beating meat or prying the clam

Donna doesn't like going in the locker room with her because she is always hand jocking under her towel.

Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.

by Drew D.G. January 14, 2008