joned

verb. The combination of the two words owned and jewed.
A person getting jewed, and thus owned.

Corban: Man, the apartment complex kept all of out deposit even though there was nothing wrong with it!

Dallas: Yeah, we got joned!

by hidden lawyer April 26, 2006

Janked

Meaning something is "whack"

"Dana, my test scores are janked up."

by Billiam October 19, 2004

Jonker

Anthing, refers to a noun. Also can be a celery joint.

You are a dirty jonker!
What the jonk are you doing?
I need the hook up on some jonk!

by Timmy from the Streets October 9, 2003

Janked

Being janked refers to being extremely fucked up, as in being extremely drunk or otherwise intoxicated.

"Man, I'm so janked."
"Yeah me too. I'm jankity janked"

by Messed Jessed August 20, 2009

jooked

in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out

harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.

by jim anthonyg June 23, 2008

janked

Unpleasant looking; Ugly

Fuck, I look janked today.

by yobabyyobabyyo August 7, 2006

junked out

state of being where one casually uses an illicit substance for personal or social enjoyment and then after enjoying the effects comes down, crashes, succumbs to slight withdrawal symptoms known or after effects which are the opposite of those which are euphoric or enjoyed.

common junk outs include the sleepiness of your junked out buddy after he smokes a bowl and eats a pizza or the crash that one feels after some coca cola. getting junked out can sometimes ruin your plans, as long as your not a junked out crack baby you should be ok.

Hey is Felix coming to the party?

Nah, he smoked a bowl after class and is all junked out with an empty pizza box on the couch watching Ren and Stimpy.

I hope he doesn't become a crack baby.

by nick May 23, 2006