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Boris Johnson

Btec Donald Trump. He looks like a bird had their fucking nest on his head and hes a homophobic Islamophobe, if you support him then you need a therapist.
by borisisapussio July 6, 2020
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johnson middle school

A school filled with sluts and Emos, with fights everyday, weed, cocaine and girls screaming "help me mom".
by J middle school March 18, 2017
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Boris Johnson

(n, v)
Failing miserably and achieving the exactly opposite effect.
Building herd immunity in the UK was a Boris Johnson, with the PM and prince Charles both getting infected.

He told everybody to keep calm in such a voice that everyone started to run away. What a Boris Johnson.
by Eridor April 8, 2020
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Boris Johnson

PM of the UK. If you support him no one likes you. He's a racist twat for example when he said that burkas look like post box slits - now look who's wearing one (a mask). He also made Brexit happen smh. He dealed with coronavirus badly.
"Ay yo who'd you vote for in the election?"
"Boris Johnson init"
"Fuck you no one likes you bitch I'm leaving."
by dick-tionarygrapher February 11, 2021
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Boris Johnson

The shortened name used by British Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson in an attempt to make him seem less of a clueless, out-of-touch, upper-class twat.
John: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson just gave the hated Dominic Cummings a £40k golden goodbye.
Wendy: who?
John: Boris Johnson.
Wendy: oh yeah - that’s exactly the sort of tone deaf, twattish thing he’d do.

Matthew: did you know that no one knows how many children Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has fathered?
Lenny: Who? And what sort of ridiculous, pretentious toff name is that ?
Matthew: it’s Boris Johnson’s full name.
Lenny: ah ok, it figures.
by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021
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ding dong Johnson

A term for a long home run in baseball. Pedro Martinez originally coined the term.
Cespedes hit a loooonnnnnggggggg ding dong Johnson!!!!!!!
by dingdongJohnsons August 17, 2019
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Johnsonville

Any social gathering where the male:female attendance ratio is disappointingly high. See also: "sausage fest."
We bugged out of Carl's place early--it was totally Johnsonville over there.
by JustMC August 23, 2016
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