jesus

Jesus is God. His name is Kim SeokJin. Only jesus is lejindary.

I worship only Jesus - "IM THE ONE I SHOULD LUB IN THIS WORLD"

by ibelieveyourgalaxy February 17, 2019

jesus

some dude who might have lived a long time ago. he tried to spread peace but ignorant people decided the need to make him god so they don't have to come to terms with their own mortality.

Guy 1:When I die ill go to heaven! cuz of jesus.
Rational human: Your an idiot.

by saintdisgustus November 25, 2007

jesus

KK he's the awsomest koolest dude there was and IS. Died on the cross 4 everyone, to forgive ur sins - not that u can sin whenever u want. He loves evryone who has good in there heart.
If u don't u can still become a Christian by praying and asking 4 forgiveness and meaning it. And reading the Bible - it's ALL
true and it's Gods word to us. Seriously go 4 it, being a Christian is awsome and will change ur life 4 better. : )

Dudette- "whos Jesus"?
Dude- "a righteouss dude,he loves u so much"
Dudette- ooooo

by Jesus-is-dah-man September 19, 2006

jesus

1. The totally awesome guy who is going to send you to hell if you don't belive in him and accept him into your heart

Guy 1: Hey guess what
Guy 2: What
Guy 1: I just accepted jesus into my heart
Guy 2: Sweet, now you'll go to heaven like the rest of us christians

by Andy P. September 16, 2006

jesus

Worlds greatest con artist

Jesus: "I can walk on water, honest..."

by BoredGuy101 March 16, 2009

jesus

someone who can't drive

JESUS CHRIST! LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!

by Yabity November 1, 2010

jesus

a made up person persecuted by the jews and used as the reason to justify every wrong thing in this world. kill other cultures, rape, take over countries, kill and the likes. oh lol and who could forget control the poor and uneducated.

jesus, these jesus freaks just don't get it do they? he never existed!

by billy gnosis April 14, 2008