Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband

What you need to do if they rapin' everybody.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they rapin' everybody out here.

by Dude Regular October 24, 2010

Work Husband

That one special male at work that you get along with so well you spend all your free time at work with him. When you find out gossip you go straight to him to see if he knows yet. You surprise him with lunch or snacks. You don't want to hang with Noone else on break. Every conversation with him is great. You can talk about anything to him and he listens. You finish each other's sentences and make fun if your coworkers together. Everyone else thinks it's sexual and you don't understand why because you don't see it that way.

Do you mind taking a late lunch today?
I can't. My work husband is waiting for me to go to dunkin'

So what's going on with you and him?
Nothing, he's just my work husband

by Ne55a December 1, 2015

Work Husband

1. The male counterpart of a female co-worker
2. A platonic, male, worksite 'mate'
3. A male co-worker that provides for your needs (i.e. snacks)
4. A male co-worker that provides moral support and guidance

Steve is my work husband; he came all the way across town to read my mantoux results!

You couldn't ask for a better work husband than Priestly. He always has snacks and treats waiting for me.

by Blackcat16 March 8, 2010

Trophy husband

A handsome man married to a wealthy and powerful woman who is older than himself. Usually, such marital union is the second (or third, fourth, etc) for the woman.

Justin thinks he is on the road to being her trophy husband but he doesn't realize that cougar has no intention of following through on all of her promises.

by Amber the Cat June 20, 2018

husband in Law

The guy who hooks up with your exwife

I hope my husband in law didnt wear out the old lady while i was gone

by Suka may korncob January 3, 2019

Husband Penis

A penis that is to be considered perfect size, not too big not too small. A penis that you can’t get enough of.

“My boyfriend has the perfect penis, I could fuck him all day.”
“That’s a husband penis.”

by Viokie October 4, 2021

ring pop husband

The best kind of husband there is, because he's so sweet, affectionate, funny, adorable, creative and super lovable even though he makes Anne Frank jokes. He might be slightly retarded but it's okay because it makes him even funnier. He's the kind of guy you would wanna stay up all night talking to, even if he's puking his guts out - because you just love him so much. The ring pop husband is a precious and unique species and if you've found one make sure to never ever let him go!!

- Hey Ida who's your ring pop husband?
- It's Yoey duuhh!
- Nice what flavour did he propose to you with?
- Idk I was too busy looking at his adorable smile and the tard ate it before I got a chance to wear it and taste it myself.

by deadbirb June 9, 2018