corn holed 

1. The past tense for the act of committing anal sex

"Bob's been in prison for like 8 months man."
"Yeah, he got corn holed on like day 1 and has been some other prisoners bitch from then onward."

corn holed by Mike Pissalot July 6, 2006

Hoedar 

The female equivilant to a male "Gaydar"
Soley in which females have the ability to tell if other women are hoes, skanks, whores, sluts, ect, or if the woman in question just looks like a hoe, versus actually being one.

Guy Oh my gosh did you see that girl? She was a total whore.
Girl No... she wasnt
Guy Dude, she totally was- did you see her?
Girl I have a hoedar... she was just dressed like a slut, she wasnt really one.
Guy Oh... dang

Hoedar by Angelicious Yo May 21, 2008

homediggle 

a very close friend.

"what up, homediggle?"

homediggle by nibblicious January 5, 2009

Hose Jockey 

A nickname for a firefighter.

Look at all of those hose jockeys in the fire truck.

Hose Jockey by Lucina November 10, 2006

hosebait 

An individual or organization that is not worth the time you spent reading this definition; akin to douche bag or queerbait. Alludes to an individual with a propensity to wantonly attract a specific male member (hence the hose). Can be used well when shouting in traffic, describing people that obviously didn't get the ubiquitous memo, or in any appropriate expression of displeasure or poor taste.

"Shoot me in the face. This hosebait in the LeBaron can't effing drive."
"J.J. Redick is one crazay hosebait."

hosebait by Maestro_ELD December 28, 2005

hose sniffer

A person who; 1. Hangs around firefighters with the intent of satisfing personal relationship disires. 2. Hangs around firefighters, firestations, or fire scenes due to fasination with/ desire to be a firefighter.

Hey Skyler, was that Harah that I saw you with last night at RTFD? Yeah, that hose sniffer wont leave me alone.

hose sniffer by Fireman137 September 10, 2007

hoebag hoedown 

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.

yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.

hoebag hoedown by grande galo claro September 2, 2010