headier-than-thou

A person who is headie or heady or a head (ie into the jamband scene) and believes they are better than other fans because they have been to a large number of shows, tour extensively, know a great deal of statistics by heart, wear a lot of patchwork, or are extensively organic--anything to do with the jamband scene. Essentially a jamband snob.
Just as “holier-than-thou,” is a word one would use to describe someone who believes they are better than others for their moral points of view, the person who is “headier-than-thou” thinks s/he is better than other fans because of their level of “fan-ness,” or at least this is what other heads believe the “headier-than-thou” person is communicating through their behavior.

That guy won't shut up about how many Phish shows he's been to. He is so "headier-than-thou."

by Chryss April 13, 2007

handism

Descrimination between the left and right hands.

Handism is a growing problem in today's society. Right-handers may not realize it, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

by LacieM September 4, 2005

Headies

High grade Cannabis. Usually contains small white specks and reddish hairs on the leaves.

Dank is good but headies is better!

by Chris July 22, 2003

Handiginity

The first time you masturbate, therfore losing your virginty to your hand

Jose: Dude! i masturbated for the first time last night!
Don: Oh bro! looks like you lost your Handiginity!

by conolangus December 6, 2010

Handiphone

A Charlieissocoollike commercial promoting a surgical procedure designed to make your hand into a phone. Permenantly.

Handiphone, Handiphone,
It's a hand but it's a phone
as well!

by Youaresocoollike June 30, 2009

headies

Headies are a non commercial or less commercial , high grade type of Marijuana... a grade up from beasters and two grades up from mids or outdoor mass grown budz or (shwag)... the quality of these buds cannot be beat... easly distinguished by there extremely potent scent. Headies cannot be confused with other buds they look like the pot out of high times magizine and gaurinteed to fuck you up

These headies are soo much better than those beasters you have

by Kdiddy April 19, 2006

Handitard

Someone who is actually NOT handicapped or retarded, but through his deliberate ineptitude and lameness gives off the impression that he is BOTH handicapped AND retarded.

Jack: Dude, I think I'll vote for Hillary Clinton for President.
John: Dude, you're a handitard.

by Azi F April 4, 2007