grundel gravy

The sweat that accumulates in the resevoir that is the spot between the penis (or vagina) and asshole. Usually smells worse than other forms of sweat and is probably toxic.

I went over to my girlfriend's house after soccer last night and while we were fucking around, she cleaned my gooch with her tonque. I'm pretty sure the grundel gravy killed her.

by MyGrundelKicksYourGrundelsAss March 27, 2007

Eating a grounder

A sex act believed to have originated somewhere in the Orient around World War II. Said act consists of one partner performing anilingus (commonly referred to as a “rimjob”) on another until the recipient gives way to spasmodic evacuation of the bowels onto the partner’s mouth. Said partner continues applying anilingus until the bowels are fully emptied into and around the mouth, at which time the sex act is complete.

“Our sex life wasn’t that great until my husband started “eating a grounder” last night. Now it’s fantastic."

by Ted Cawkwell December 15, 2008

Grundel Baby

The creation of a beautiful new baby by porking a girl in the toot shoot and accidentally breaking through the perianum while busting a nut. Thus the term Grundel Baby.

While I tried to park my H2 in the back of her single car garage, I slipped and busted a Grundel Baby maker move. She was upset.

by john gruber September 22, 2006

4x4 proving grounds

(noun) place where all the mud crickets, mud sluts, “country” girls go to get drunk play in the mud and wake up with stds.

“Dude were you at 4x4 proving grounds last weekend?”

“Yeah did you see that girls tits?”
“yeah man i gave her some beads and we shotgunned a twisted tea together”

by Jeeper207 September 8, 2018

Groundskeeper

The act of peeing inside of a butthole.

I'd stay away from Lewis, he's a total groundskeeper. I mean, unless that's your thing.

by Mycatlego September 7, 2013

Grounded

1. To not allow children to get exercise
2. To not allow children to put on shoes
3. To not allow children to ask parents questions
4. To not allow children to go to parties

Girl: "Dad can I go for a walk?"
Dad: "No you must not go anywhere. You are grounded"
Girl: "So you want me to get fat?"
Dad: "Yes. Grounding is what I make it"
Friend: "LOL"

by Parenting101 June 14, 2008

grounded

Not having your parent's PERMISSION to do certain things.Yet, that doesn't mean you CAN'T do those certain things. =

1 Crystal was grounded for a year, yet she always did anything she wanted behind her parent's back.

by Stacey Yi September 19, 2005