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Grounsell 

An action taken by someone that is or could be viewed as narcissistic behavior. This action could also have to do with managing money poorly, or mismanaging a budget. They do not know how to manage money, more specifically, mismanagement of a budget. It can also mean to spy on someone.
Man, I just got Grounselled by Mark. He legit used me and isn’t a real friend.
Grounsell by Ryse Girl March 20, 2024
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grundeller

A person who licks, tickles, or otherwise plays with another person's grundel
That girl is the best grundeller, she started with her tongue and it felt amazing
grundeller by PSK480 December 15, 2008

The Grussell 

The art of blowing a dude on the toilet while wearing cross-stitched jeans around your ankles.
Since Gary could not adequately perform the Grussell while wearing ordinary Levi's, he rushed home to change into his fancy jeans to meet Todd back at the Wendy's bathroom.
The Grussell by Rusty Adams January 10, 2009

grundella 

the female version of the male grundle. The small area between a woman's pussy and pooper.
The bitch liked it when i massaged her grundella with my tongue.
grundella by Mermdawg February 26, 2004

grundelle 

female grundel; area between the 2 holes
Her grundelle was smaller in surface area than his grundel.
grundelle by sullivan August 24, 2003

grundell 

1. carniverous animal that consumes mass quantities of food at any given time, also known as a mooch or a bum
2. extremely tempermental psycho abomination that usually takes on the form of a female to stalk its prey of unsuspecting male marines.
3. any person having a ghetto booty or wide hips is known as a grundell.
1. GRUNDELL!!! (kind of like how the asians scream "godzilla")
2. yeah, last week while feeding a grundell at the zoo, i lost most of my arm due to its hungry state.
3. WARNING: do not poke the grundell with a sharp stick.
4. girl your ass is so big you could be a grundell.
grundell by inkaholic sex machine December 19, 2003

Grundella Queen 

The head cafeteria lady at every high school usually described as having very thin stringy hair, over weight, unusually surly and who's aptitude for serving quality low price meals is only matched by the beauty of her giant mole on her face.

There's a good chance she has some Eastern European decent. For example from Bulgaria or The Republic of Grundelslava.

Common first names include Alice, Dorris or Helga.
"Yo TJ, better watch out here comes the Grundella Queen!"
Grundella Queen by Nickzilla720 November 9, 2006
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