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Grounded

1. To not allow children to get exercise
2. To not allow children to put on shoes
3. To not allow children to ask parents questions
4. To not allow children to go to parties

Girl: "Dad can I go for a walk?"
Dad: "No you must not go anywhere. You are grounded"
Girl: "So you want me to get fat?"
Dad: "Yes. Grounding is what I make it"
Friend: "LOL"

by Parenting101 June 14, 2008