Gordoc 

Gormless Doctor. A person with a PhD but lacking common sense. An academic with no nous.

I'm sick of dealing with these fucking gordocs; they understand the engineering issues but can't sort out a security pass.

Gordoc by Eddie Gee September 6, 2015

Gordoed 

When u lose a girl of interest to a teacher

Yo Katie Lehman is now dating a teacher! Yeah my friend liked her, he got gordoed

Gordoed by Officially Official July 23, 2017

Mick Gordon 

The masterpiece of heavy metal goodness, especially in the Doom franchise. A god among gods.

The man Mick Gordon riffs guitars like it’s no one’s business!

Mick Gordon by DoomSlayer240 May 4, 2020

Gordon Goodbrother 

A generic positive black male role model character lacking any personality besides black and good.

In every movie he's in, you can count on Taye Diggs to be a Gordon Goodbrother.

Gordon Goodbrother by Qyuu86 August 26, 2018

Gordon Ramsay 

The Simon Cowell of the culinary world. The difference is, he's not an asshole (unless he doesn't like your cooking) and he actually has talent.

"It's fucking raw!" - Gordon Ramsay

Gordon Ramsay by KingAnonymous May 24, 2018

Gordon Freeman 

Proof that even badasses wear glasses.

Douche: "Wearing glasses makes you a fag."

Gordon Freeman: "Say that again, and I will shove this crowbar straight up your asshole."

Gordon Freeman by Wraith431 February 25, 2013

Gomdoongie 

Slang for a black dude or dudes. Korean slang for blacks.

We must be in the shitty part of town man. What makes you say that? There's a shit ton of gomdoongies sitting on porches!

I'm tired of being mugged by gomdoongies all the time!

Gomdoongie by aceshigh_5 October 25, 2009