north American cock gobbler

A girl in a bar wearing pink jumpsuit with something written on the ass with ugg boots. Her mating call is can I have more shots or yes I will join the wet t shirt contest. Also sporting a tramp stamp and a thong.

Look at that north American cock gobbler at the bar she is trashed I can probably take home and nail her.

by angery chicken April 8, 2010

Snarff Gobbler

This is the act of FARTING in the bathtub and bitting the bubbles

Trish: "what the hell are you doing?"
Kevin: "What I'm a Snarff Gobbler"
Trish: "WTF is wrong with you?"
Kevin: "I'm bitting the bubbles before they hit the surface."
Trish: "you are a sick bastard"
Kevin: Thanks I love you

by Bobby da Bone February 27, 2009

Weenie Gobbler

Someone who likes to get ahead of the game by gobbling weenies. Weenies = Penis

Man 1: Did you see that guy over there?
Man 2: Yeah he is such a weenie gobbler! His name must be Pat!

by McFrink September 7, 2009

cosby gobbler

A female, typically caucasian and overweight, that goes to nightclubs trolling for big black dick.

Dude brah, I walked downtown by the Royal last night and I swear, every bitch at the door was a stank-ass cosby gobbler.

by Crapachi December 12, 2012

Trout Gobbler

That nasty individual who routinely goes down on less than savory vaginas. A connoisseur of crummy cunny.

Bro, did you hear about Lee? He went down on another nasty vagina. He's such a trout gobbler.

by pooter diddler June 26, 2014

Hob Gobbler

In this part of West Virginia, a hob gobbler is what people call a single male turkey that is either staring at you or acting in another eerie way. It is believed to bring bad luck in the same way as a black cat, although people don't take the bad luck aspect very seriously.

Sometimes hob gobbler is also used teasingly to describe someone who is acting like a misanthrope or loner.

"Oh lord, is that a hob gobbler over there at the edge of the bushes?" "Nah, see those two hens in the trees? He's probably just showing off for the ladies."

by SamanthaNeace April 26, 2016

Peach Gobbler

There are two steps to the Peach Gobbler

Step 1: Encasing the penis in candy peach rings and perform intercourse.

Step 2: Keep the rings on while you and your partner engage in 69.

Both of you will enjoy a sweet treat.

Friend 1: My girlfriend has such a sweet tooth it seems like she prefers candy over sex
Friend 2: Just give her a Peach Gobbler bro

by SexAddict27 February 24, 2021