Golfing

going to a golf course (at a retirement home) durring lunch or after school and smokin bud

per 1. dude you wanna go golfing?
per 2. hell yeah dude, that aint even a question.

by everydayhoorider November 10, 2009

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golf

1) A really dumb game that gives old guys excuses to get away from their wives to swing sticks at balls.

2) Originally stood for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden

Heeeeeey Frank, listen I'm just a little horny, so waddya say we go play a little "golf"?

by violentchick15 November 8, 2007

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Golfing

Pretending like you’re at work when you’re in fact taking a 12 inch black dick up the ass

Person 1: Why are you golfing
Person 2: I’m at work nigga
Person 2: I wanna try golfing some day though

by AaronLikesItUpTheAss October 3, 2018

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A sport created in Scotland that incorporates various clubs and a little white ball and a hell of a lot of land. Golf, in ye olde days was actually an acronym for one of the rules of the sport: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden. GOLF. Don't believe me? Look it up.

Golf is a sport that takes skill, patience, persistence, and a good way to manage anger by yourself. It can be a sport of great fun, great thinking time, or great stress, depending on mood, skill, and amount of people playing with you.

Golf can be played by anyone that is determined to reach a goal, and about $100 for a shabby set of gear.

by zomgwtflolbbq April 29, 2008

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Golf

An unspectacular leisure activity (sometimes called a 'sport' for some strange reason), usually enjoyed by spoiled or stuck-up rich people with nothing better to do with their lives.

I'd much rather watch the grass grow or the paint dry than to look at somebody playing golf.

by Space Demon-69M July 2, 2019

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