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GALLOP SURVEY

The term used by fucktards when referring to a Gallup Poll.
(Board room PowerPoint screen 10'x10')
Each slide entitled Gallop Survey presented by someone quite higher in rank than yourself so you sall not point out the error.

(Presenter) "Today we will discuss the Gallop Survey"....
One co-worker to another) Since when do we get results from horses moving at an accelerated pace?!?! I thought we were going to talk about Gallup Polls.
by ThaDuke April 1, 2010
mugGet the GALLOP SURVEYmug.

Morgan Gallop

A gay woman who loves meatloaf lollipops dipped in Greg’s tuna
by Ron gay June 24, 2022
mugGet the Morgan Gallopmug.

galloping trotters

The sound a set of heavy tits make when a fat girl runs bra less down the dirt road!!!!
by HawleyRae March 2, 2023
mugGet the galloping trottersmug.

galloping piles

Fourth-degree (or grade 4) piles permanently hang down from the anus and you cannot push them back inside, when they play up you must gallop, or run for the lotion
Sitting on your rubber ring you suddenly get a severe burning sensation and must run or gallop to the medicine cabinet to obtain treatment, hence Galloping Piles.
by Peter Shaffer July 15, 2007
mugGet the galloping pilesmug.

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