French 

The most cowardly people in the Western world. They like to think their shit doesn't stink, just because their ancestors built an awesome culture. or something. That's really all that I see about them. Superficial attention whores.

The only reason people like the French is because of their culture. Which is a pretty shallow reason to like them. The modern French people are total douches, they are dumb as hell, and they have not lived up to their ancestors' names. They are descendants of Gallo and Breton Celts, Frankish Germans, & Greco-Italians. They preach about left-wing ideas such as tolerance, while being xenophobic themselves. Basically its a PC Marxist shithole, where reality is ignored & contradictory lives run rampant. They are also tolerant of Muslims & Jews, Gypsies & other leaches. (I have no idea why the French waste time on these people...)

(Even Cajuns don't like French people. I should know ... I am one. Don't believe me? I can prove it....Last name is FONTENOT, family is originally from VENDEE, POITOU and BRITTANY...I live in Louisiana. Born of mostly Catholic family. Am a Deist. And I do know who Bonaparte, Voltaire and Clovis are. And yes, I CAN point France out on a map......How many French people can point out, Louisiana I wonder..)

As an American with Cajun French ancestry, I really have to laugh at all of these French nerds bashing CMT and rednecks on this website. (As if there is anything fuckin wrong with being country in the first place.) Fagz.

Polish, Serbs & Russians are far cooler. Beware of your interactions with these people, as they are usually not to be trusted, for they are known for their cowardice & complicity. Common personality traits of a French include metrosexuality, backstabbing, political correctness, obnoxious liberalism, hatred of rednecks, Serbs, Russians and other hard-working people, pseudo-intellectualism, contradictory lifestyle (xenophobic, yet preaching tolerance), bashing almost anyone who isn't them, affection for homosexuals, superficiality, all talk no actions, lack of fortitude, self-pity.

French by Kongamuse December 11, 2013

french 

Adjective---negative and derogatory slangs applied to persons who exhibit the following:

1. slang for a person, meaning “dirty” or “smelly” due to a lack of regural hygienic maintenance.

2. a coward; if you call someone French you are saying that they would rather surrender than fight and die for a noble cause.

3. One who is perceived or assumed to be sexually promiscuous and venereal disease ridden.
One who has no regard for morals-- civil ones and theological.

4. One who enjoys consuming frogs and snails.

5. One who is exceedingly flamboyant and mistaken for being homosexual.

6. a person possessing physical characteristics that are stereotypically yet popularly used to portray French people such as in pictures, cartoons, movies and caricatures.
These characters usually are portrayed sporting berets, striped flamboyantly skin-tight shirts, and ugly ill-fitting pants. They will almost always have a huge shnoz (nose) with a lit cigarette dangling loosely from the lips. A Thin creepy mustache that sometimes curls at the end will also be a red flag trait along with stubble all over their oily skin. Their facial expression and countenance always appears as if they are tired and haven’t slept for days, or as if they are coming out of a hang over (which they probably are). Sometimes this is accompanied by a slightly creepy lethargic smile usually leading one to believe they are thinking dirty thoughts about the next young woman to cross their paths on the Parisian streets.
They usually reek of a combination of old moldy cheese, wine and cigarettes, and a nauseating dose of body odor. They usually have baguettes under there arm; it is unknown what they do with this baked good.

German student: Did you see Pierre today? He's such a french frog!
Dutch student: Hey! dont insult the frogs that way! They are victims in all of this!

french by Rated [R] March 4, 2007

french 

According to the some of the "definitions" here, French means Oral Sex and Evil.

Person A: What's your nationality?
Person B: French-oh, I mean Oral Sex and Evil.

french by Harahjesus October 9, 2007

french 

1. A person from the Western-European country of France, who thinks his/her country has the best education system in the world but he/she is unable to say a proper sentence in any other modern language.

2. A person who thinks his/her country is the best because he/she has not been in other countries.

3. A person who uses to take a shower only once a week, and change clothes only when they stink and think she/he is cool for doing so.

4. A fanatic left wing person who thinks work and richness are evil and Stalin was a genius.

5. A male homosexual.

6. A married man who likes when his wife cheats on him.

7. A person who fears change and modernity.

"Hey have you seen the new boy friend of Mike? His clothes are old and dirty and he looks like a beggar"

"Yeah, He's French"

french by Nholgerson December 14, 2008

french 

the french are a wimpy country

dude 1:how many french people does it take to win a war?
dude 2: umm... 3???
dude 1:I DONT KNOW, NEVER BEEN DONE!!!!
(usually followed by a laugh of some sort..)

french by rafie September 5, 2008

French 

A derogatory term, when said to somebody residing in the United Kingdom. Generally meaning that they are a coward/pussy

Stop being so French.

A phrase used to say to someone, to stop being such a pussy.
Generally used by english kids forced to learn french.

See also surrender monkey

Kid surrenders to a hoodie with a knife.

Onlooking dude: i swear that kids french

French by amilegend February 24, 2010

French 

The worlds biggest pussies. They talk feminine and fight weak.

That fight didn’t happen because the opponent became French and quit

French by Duckbane September 26, 2018