nick foles

A second string Quarterback who went on to replace michael vick after the latter had suffered a hamstring injury. In three games he broke or tied almost all of the records set by that faggot peyton manning earlier in the season. Statistically the best quarterback in the NFL as of this entry.

Bronco's fan: Peyton manning is the best quarterback in the NFL, herp derp *starts touching his own dick*

Nick Foles: *matches record for most TD's in one game, sets all time highest QB rating average for a single month, on the way to breaking the QB rating record for a season and is two touchdown passes away from breaking the record for most touchdown passes without an interception*

Bronco's fan: *sets self on fire*

by CowboysSuck December 2, 2013

foety

an alcoholic beverage sold in a 40 oz bottle

I got a foety a Old E an a fat blunt

by Trevbo July 13, 2004

filet mignon

A woman who is usually good looking but is very highly sophisticated .

A rich man's good looking daughter that is very classy . ( this term is usually used with perverted minded men )

by Hef June 30, 2005

Filet-O-Fish

it's the Catholic Big Mac.

"we're having Filet-O-Fish night on Friday, cause we can't eat meat." - Mom

"YAY!" - kids

by happy chasm March 18, 2009

foretext

The flirting that takes place between two people via cell phone text mode prior to sex. "Foreplay plus Texting".

My Summer Fling just foretexted me! "Its been long overdue. Do u want marathon style? C U 2nite."

by Chicken and Red-Eye January 11, 2008

foetnite

A very ebic term used by true gaemers.

Foetnite.

by foetnite September 23, 2019

Filet My Stuff

Euphemism for sex. Getting absolutely railed. Dicked down.

He came over last night and had me face down, ass up. He really knows how to filet my stuff.

She told me to come over and filet my stuff. So I’m out brooohhhh.

I told him to filet my stuff and now my twat looks like a punched lasagna.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020