Flumpkin

Is when a man is taking a dump and a woman is sucking his testicles and he suddenly drops a heavy shit in the toilet and water splashes on her chin and on his grunskin.

While I was in the bathroom I gave my girl a flumpkin.

by jhoff194 July 13, 2010

Flumpit

A flumpit is a dynamic mechanism to improve the efficiency of a system or process.

1) The ordering system has been greatly improved by using several flumpits. 2) The system was programmed using several dynamic flumpits

by Rhys Scrivener November 21, 2006

Flumping Ass

A Butt that is big and white and bounces alot when jumping.

Bkdavill: Hey Nick, you see that girls ass shaking?

Nick: Yeah but this chick over here has a Flumping Ass.

by Bkdavill August 24, 2010

Flump

When two people are standing facing each other, usually celebrating an event, and one goes in for a high five and the other goes in for a fist bump and their hands collide in a dissapointing way

"I was going in for a fist bump, and he thought we were going to high five, so we just kind of.... flumped. "

by ArmyInfantry11B September 17, 2016

Flump

A censored version of the sinful f word.

WHAT THE FLUMP

by nadoo003 August 29, 2017

Flumpershink

Falling with excessive hand movements

Did you see Veronica flumpershink! Her arms were a' flyin'

by RuffyBabys September 17, 2017

flumpazoid

Someone who is oblivious to what is happening and tries to be relevant in a conversation

She was being a complete flumpazoid the other day

by The intellengent one November 9, 2018