fleshboard

The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.

"Since Bob put on the weight, he now rides his fleshboard in Wildwood."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

Why fletch?

An overused phrase in the MMORPG Oldschool Runescape during fights against the Wintertodt boss. Only newcomers and trolls use it.

Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"

Player 1: "How do I get enough points for a crate?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"

Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"

by Sukoforiko August 7, 2018

flesh cadet

Noun. slang term for penis. This term allows for unexpected and humorous innuendo. The word originates from the Minneapolis/St. Paul (Twin Cities) region of Minnesota and is know to have spread around the state. The use of this word is most common in the Twin Cities, Winona, and Duluth regions of the state.

His flesh cadet is at rigid attention and will be at the firing range soon.

In plain English, this means, "His penis is erect and is going to have a sexual encounter soon."

by Abe Rego October 30, 2009

Flea Market Montgomery

The greatest commercial ever made.

Flea Market Montgomery is just like, its just like, its just like, a minimall.

by Sub Jan September 12, 2007

fleeb ega queeshteef

A phrase used by Zigfee in "Merry Christmas, Drake and Josh" when asked to repeat "seven swans are swimming"

Drake: okay zigfee repeat after me! "Seven swans are swimming"

Zigfee: fleeb ega queeshteef

by Mèrry Christmas June 11, 2017

flexible elbow

The ability to lift alcoholic drinks to your mouth on a rapid basis.

Randy was pounding Miller Genuine Drafts last night. He had a very flexible elbow

by ryguy77 December 24, 2019

my wig flew/snatched

a phrase used to define extreme shock and being surprised because of something that you saw.

" omg did you see that jillie edit, my wig flew/snatched i can't anymore!"

by pureismileven February 25, 2018