flamonious

When your pet sits/stands/exists in just the right position and they look indescribably perfect.

"Look at how flamonious Poots looks in this photo!"

by AhdjeDeSanta November 1, 2021

flazo

The art of throwing down at any occasion, when somebody flazo’s it means it’s going to be a good night

I just ordered some pizza and I’m about to flazo

by Broskithewoeski August 9, 2022

Flagon of Mead

A slang term for breastfeeding in the croft-town of Kirriemuir, Scotland

Hobbit 1: I hope she’s giving that boy the Flagon of Mead
Hobbit 2: He is unlikely to survive the winter without it

by WiddleSiddle April 4, 2024

flagon-dry

Someone who abstains from tossing back steins of pale ale.

What is da difference between a recovering alcoholic and da large gossamer-winged insect dat eats mosquitos? Well, da soaring bug is a "dragon-fly", and da person is a "flagon-dry" --- i.e., he is now a teetotaler who never wets da inside of his fancy metal or glass tankard with strong drink, but instead just proudly displays it empty in his front window or on a shelf to show dat he's no longer using it for its intended purpose.

by QuacksO April 18, 2024

flaznifout

The flaying of a trout fish then sticking your penis in its mouth. After releasing, chop the fish and sniff the cum inside.

Bro I went fishing yesterday, it was nuts. The way I flaznifout is unmatched compared to any other.

by The flongle flackle May 13, 2024

fladonka

it means fat penis/willy/male uterus/dick/schlong/eight meter defeater.

Yoo is that a fladonka

by smellybugaler February 12, 2025

Flatzoney

Really awesome and cool dude (krystal let me crack lol)

Flatzoney is lwk so cool

by Flatzoney September 6, 2025