flaznex

n. - Someone extremely obnoxious.

adj. - An object that is often horrendous looking or as though you don't want to touch it.

Dude, Chris(you may substitute anyone that is obnoxious here), you're being a flaznex. Go the fuck away.

Those shoes are so fucking flaznex it's not even funny. Get them away from me.

flaznex by Ryle and JuTacci July 18, 2004

Flaznex

An individual who ignores you unless there is absolutely no one else around that they can talk to. (An extremely rude way of desribing them. Look at other definitions of flaznex.)

This fucking flaznex won't leave me alone and they haven't talked to me in weeks.

Flaznex by Ryle and JuTacci July 16, 2004

Flaznex

The whitest possible cum that one can conjure.

Oh shit, I got flaznex all over myself, can you give me a rag?

MMM...this flaznex is SOOOOOOO GOODDDD......MMMMMMM

Flaznex by Ryle and JuTacci July 16, 2004

Flanex 

A gentleman's drink. 3 shots of vodka, one shot of blue tequila, and fill the rest up with orange juice(assuming you have a regular sized cup- should be about half orange juice). Insert straw and suck it up as fast as possible.

Is that a flanex you're drinking?

Flanex by RJ Macready March 23, 2011