quarantine fifteen

A more specific term relating to lockdown pounds, the weight gained by some who takes the shelter in place order as an excuse to eat.

I need to get busy. All I have to show for the virus is this quarantine fifteen.

by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020

Quarantine Fifteen

A fat rugby team after a lockdown

The Quarantine Fifteen is taking the field

by iscritto June 11, 2021

hang fifteen

Mostly a car on NitroType.com that children worship. Most people with this car obtained it by password guessing an account with it.

Person 1: Dude! I just saw a hang fifteen in a race!

Person 2: Probably a pass guessed account.

by drinkmouthwash February 2, 2023

Mean Fifteen

Someone who looks like or has a fifteen inch penis (or just a big dick in general).

Bro definitely has a mean fifteen.

by pollotropical February 24, 2023

Assault Rifle Fifteen

A synonym for "AR-15" (Armourlight Rifle Fifteen) used by Congressmen to attempt (and fail) to vilify the poor "Assault weapon". It's only used by people (Congressmen their not human) who blame Columbine on Battlefield 4.

Whiney Congressman 1: This Assault Rifle Fifteen was used to kill a man!
Whiney Congressman 2: Yeah! We need to make the mazgizes smaller!
Whiney Congressman 1: We also need to ban 'Assualt grips'!

by Olegthefuckwhit November 29, 2021

froshman negative fifteen

for those girls of beauty and wonder who appear to eat a lot at times, but magically never gain a pound. frequenting the gym often in colourful tanktops and "planking" to la roux with the occasional "dead muscle," they find themselves pushing each other harder than they ever did in high school, so clubbing together in the summers will not only be enjoyable, but also rewarding.

Fat chick: man that girl got a froshman negative fifteen. i wish i could have her determination.

by skinny-bitch January 26, 2011

number fifteen

The act of fornicating in a coffee shop when exactly Two US Marine Corps veterans are present and a nun is there to bless the ceremony. Whipped cream optional.

Me and my girl totally did a number fifteen at Starbucks today. Yolo.

by Pseudonammeelolz September 13, 2013