Finnish suicide

1. When a person is suicidal, but not brave enough to hold a gun to their head, and so decides too wear all dark clothing and walk along the shoulder on a busy road when it's dark out. Bonus stupidity points awarded if it is also snowing and/or raining.

2. Those persons who are under the impression that they are ninjas and do the above mentioned nighttime road walking in dark cloths. You are not a ninja. You can be killed.

I just about had a heart attack! I hate Finnish suicides! At least wear a white hoody or something!

by Unwilling Stunt Driver April 30, 2010

finnish

Slang for 'Fine-ish', usually used ironically to describe something very fine

Johans sister is pretty finnish

by Marc a.k.a T.I.M.S. November 15, 2004

Finnish Finish

It's when a girl is giving you a footjob with skates on her feet and you then cum super-hard as a result!

Bro 1: Dude, what did you and your Finnish girlfriend Anna do last night?

Bro 2: BROOO!! She gave me a Finnish Finish, it was sooo intense! I came right on her face!

*Fist-bump between the bros*

by what a guy 2205 February 27, 2011

finnish pancake

A finnish style of pancake that is much skinnier than traditional pancakes.

A finnish pancake is thought to be so thin because the finns are so frugal they use very little pancake batter to make pancakes.

by billthecat March 30, 2009

finniusthe3rd

A king ready to behead the witches and thieves, this person shows no mercy on the peasants

Person 1: omg the witch is about to be hanged!
Person 2: that's just finniusthe3rd being finniusthe3rd.

by Saikico June 23, 2024

Finnish horse show

The act of a women having sexual intercourse with a horse.

Guy1:Hey dude I heard a women was having a Finnish horse show. Guy2 Noway!

by Mello jello March 3, 2015

finnish whistler

The act of making a whistling noise while sucking in air through one's anus.

Duuuuude! I was hanging with Brad last night and he did the finnish whistler!

by cosmic_koosh May 24, 2016