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fracking

An polite substitute for "Fucking" or "Freaking". Similar to frelling. Used by Lucifer7 first on irc.subnova.com #hbo.
<zasx\malia> oh goody, 8 frelling times
<zasx\malia> last one was to fix a frelling networking bug -.-
<Fajita|nwn> lol
<Fajita|nwn> frelling
<zasx\malia> would you prefer i used fracking?
<Fajita|nwn> nah, carry on
<Fajita|nwn> it's just amusing
by Verdafolio January 6, 2005
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Fracking

The act of paying economically desperate landowners to permit the performance of sexual acts in their yards and the leaking of said acts' byproducts into the landowners' water supply.
-I hear they've started fracking over in Delaware County.
--You heard right! They tried banning it but the farmers were desperate for the extra cash.
-Wait till they see what comes out of their faucets!
by ffny October 16, 2012
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Fracking

The process of throwing up food or other substances into someone else's mouth while french kissing them. The word is a combo of 'hacking' and French kissing. There are two varieties to this action:
1. Intentional Fracking - This one is a little evil, and should immediately prompt you to question the sanity of whomever you have been locking lips with and therefore yourself for allowing this to happen. It involves someone planning out in advance that they will do this dirty deed as some sort of sick 'marking territory' type action.
2. Unintentional Fracking - The much more common and forgiveable of the two options, the Unintentional Frack surprises both the victim and the perpetrator sending them both into an undeniably unenviable position. Often the perp will end up passed out in some place other than their own bed.
"Bro did you hear about Pinkerton? His tinder date Laney totally Fracked him last night."
"Wow no way that is the worst. It was probably Intentional too, that bitch is loco."
"Apparently Andres is into fracking though... He always was into kinky stuff."
by Danglingjohnson March 6, 2016
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Fracking

The act of "Fucking" someone you are madly in love with in the hope they fall in love with you too.
Chris Brown has been Fracking Rihanna but he got dumped anyway!
by iWittz June 2, 2013
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Flacking

To "kill someone softly" as in the Roberta Flack song.
She has been so lazy and flacking lately.
by Berto P October 17, 2008
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Fracking for Oil

The term Fracking for Oil refers to when a man inserts his flacid penis into a tight asshole of another man, and continues to get hard, pushing the tip further in without thrusting.
“Try not to hang out with Greg too much dude, he’s going to start fracking for oil with you soon if you keep this up”
by Lacktoesandtollerant February 13, 2018
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Flacking

The repeated and often rhythmic sound created by the collision of skin during sexual intercourse.
I knew Johnny was home because I could hear a flacking noise coming from his cousin Jenna's bedroom.
by Sir Boregard Farnsworth March 5, 2018
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