full fartal rudity

The ability to fart at random, anywhere, anytime, without regard to anyone in the vicinity.

There goes Bruce with the full fartal rudity again.

by rustyspikemoore November 21, 2015

hot fartacus

When a baby wakes up in the middle of the night crying from a fart, but quickly goes back to sleep after its passing.

It's probably just hot fartacus. Go back to sleep.

by Poseidons kiss April 2, 2016

fartard

A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.

Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard

by kmac20 April 19, 2007

faptacular

A way of promoting the eroticness of an object.

I saw a website with some great pics on it! They were faptacular!

by Flame060 March 28, 2005

fartarazzi

A person who stalks someone, deliberately farting on or around them.

Scarlett, you stink. Quit following me, you're being such a fartarazzi.

by Tranespeak August 1, 2011

Fartass around

Waste time doing something pointless and unproductive. Usual meant as a negetive

A: What are you going to do on your holiday break?
B: I dunno, probably just fartass around all day.
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"Teens today have no drive. They just fartass around"

by FrozenEternity October 10, 2015

Fartable

Being able to fart and any time or place without care or appreciation of embarrassment or shame.

Jim was a fartable sort: so talented in flatulence on demand yet without the ability to appreciate reproach or judgement as to his offense.

by Chuckman November 29, 2019