by Jim's friend May 31, 2008
El Duce is lord, he started his rape rock band The Mentors in 1976, they mix stand up comedy with metal and porn. With great sucess came temptaiton and 1991, he left the Mentors becuase he could not play drums anymore due to his drinking. Later he would team up with bandmate Dr. Heathen Scum for some of his solo albums. But after Kurt Cobain'S "suicide" in 1994 El Duce came out with the fact that Kourtney Love paid him $50,000 to murder Kurt Cobain, he did not do it, and he even passed a polygraph test. A short time after he was "hit by at train" and died, but we all no that Kourtney Love conspired kill Kurt Cobain and El Duce.
Person 1: I fucked 2 fat women at the same time!
Person 2: Just like El Duce in the sandwich of love!
Person 2: Just like El Duce in the sandwich of love!
by Dokkensucks753 July 30, 2009
legal term, from the phrase subpoena duces tecum, to "bring with you under penalty of punishment"
also known to law students as taking a large crap
pronounced dooooosesssss-teeeeee-cuh-m
also known to law students as taking a large crap
pronounced dooooosesssss-teeeeee-cuh-m
by angrynegus February 12, 2009
El Duce was the alcaholic frontman (vocalist/drummer) of the porno metal band the Mentors. His real name is Eldon Hoke and took pride in his beer gut and bathroom sense of humor. It is rumored that he was offered $50,000 by Courtney Love to kill Kurt Cobain. El Duce was known to piss off the late Walley George and appeared on the Jerry Springer show a few months before he was run over by a train in the Las Angeles area back in April 21st 1997.
by Paul Della Valle July 26, 2004
Dregz Duce is an American rapper born in Brooklyn, New York currently residing in Las Vegas. Founding member of www.LostWagez.com
by Dregz Duce June 22, 2009
(v). 1. the act of coming across a conflict and choosing to ignore it and avoid it until a solution is no longer sought
by Pettities+BLJ March 24, 2014
Crap on the sidewalk, usually of animal nature, but could be Human, also a person who thinks that they are all that, but just are really losers
by chaz714 November 02, 2006